Parents using Twitter would have been a talking point back in the day. The mere thought of parents trying to use hip, cool technologies to fit in gave us a gurgling stomach sensation that wouldn’t have sat well with us.
Now, parents have caught on to the age of technology and have devised their own manners for using it. These next 25 tweets demonstrate what parents go through as they develop their children into their spitting image.
Some parents have no choice but to show the world how incredibly adorable their child is. However, some parents don’t stop the cameras from rolling even in their child’s most embarrassing moments. Check out some of the best posts from funny parents using Twitter!
This kid knows how to play the game well. Sometimes you just have to shoot your shot and ask that difficult question. You’ll never know unless you try, right? We think your kid will start picking up after the 5th or 6th rejection.
2) If You Can Dream It, You Can Buy It
What started as blind optimism quickly progressed into a decision about color. That robot crab from outer space isn’t sounding like such a myth after a quick browse through Amazon. It’s tough to see the days of Toys R’ Us go down, but at least our children will hardly be disappointed with the large selection they now have.
3) Tweet Them While They’re Young
Learn to treat any awkward situation in your favor. This parent knew exactly how to throw a curveball back and use it to their advantage. Oh isn’t the internet wonderful!
Communication is key. You never know when you may encounter a situation in which fart talk could be useful. Despite the fact of such a thing never having occurred in history, this child will be well prepared for when that day arrives.
Sometimes rewarding your child backfires in weird ways. Take, for instance, this child who abuses the reward system for his own benefit. If there was a hack to be made, then this kid saw the golden opportunity. Can’t fault him for shooting for the stars.
Don’t take it the wrong way. It’s just what babies do. They sometimes cry for no reason at all simply to let out some steam. Just keep trying hard to be a good parent and things will turn alright in the end!
Running away is a dead giveaway for suspicious activity. It’s an immediate sign of a child trying to get away with naughty behavior that they get caught doing every time. This mom is gonna have a lot on her hand as time goes by that’s for sure.
Well, this post isn’t anything to be proud of. Trying to be kinder to our children goes a long way. Sometimes we want to be known as the neighborhood badass, but most times it’s more important to be known as the killer that uses kindness.
Tis the season to be jolly. Especially if you’ve been a good 8-year-old all year long and expect to receive a huge gift from Santa this year. Just be careful what you wish for because you might just not get it.
10) Not Getting Paid For This
Teaching should be left to the teachers. When you start mixing mommy roles with educator roles then you get a recipe for disaster. Although lunchtimes are probably the best, given momma’s kitchen always has your back.
11) The College Experience
Aah, college. A place of learning, education, and excessive drinking. No filter coming from this dad who definitely remembers the good ol’ days of having fun. Dad knows it’ll be a healthy balance of studying all day, to quite possibly partying all night.
12) Influencing The Youth
Yea you could be rich and famous, but would you be okay knowing you’ve been complacent with stunting your child’s growth? For all intents and purposes, let’s not actually take a page away from this mom, unless it was actually sarcasm. In that case, that was a good one considering all things 2o20 related!
Credit to this funny three-year-old. His hilarious misunderstanding of the superhero’s name is incredibly adorable! Would it be possible to keep the trend going and mistake Superman for Pooperman?
Bedtime has always the deal-breaker. No matter what was going on, you knew when it was time to go to bed that would be the shut-off switch for the day. For what it’s worth, that kid was well-mannered enough to reciprocate the sneeze with a blessing. Maybe you should let him off the hook this one time dad!
As if getting caught wasn’t embarrassing enough. A review for The Peanuts Movie could have definitely waited after a very important standardized test. But then again, according to mom, maybe the test should have waited instead!
Yes, it’s lame- but it beats sounding disrespectful and vulgar. Heck, he may have started a trend of replacing curse words with corny backups. Can’t hate the player Karen, only the game.
Self-love is needed to survive. Most people would agree that you have to find it in yourself first before you go out there and conquer the globe. This 7-year-old gets it and knows she’s not holding herself back.
18) Parenting At Its Finest
Just when you thought the days of changing diapers were tough. Wait until the teenage years start rolling through. Make sure not to blink because sooner or later, you’ll realize the best days of parenting just blew right by you.
Nothing like enjoying a pleasant grilled cheese while you’re in your birthday suit. This kid just wanted to get a little taste of what complete freedom feels like. His dad is completely jealous as he realizes the days of being naked eating grilled cheeses are long behind him.
Way to put things into perspective. We see no lies detected here. Give yourself a pat on the back if you’ve made it this far as a parent because who knows how things would’ve turned out in the Animal Kingdom.
Kudos to a smart kid figuring this one out on their own. Thankfully, there are no confirmed powers or gators in any drinks mentioned, so we can quit worrying about that kind of alternate universe. This kid is going to go places, except maybe not the place he has in mind.
22) Human Where Art Thou?
This might be an early stage of an identity crisis. Whatever it is, let’s hope this poor kid realizes he’s a human and fast. There’ll be no doubts once he realizes the hunger in his stomach isn’t from a machine.
Timekeeping is a thing that takes a while for kids to develop. Other kids try to get there on their own. When you can’t get it quite right, you just try to describe it as best as possible. Can’t really knock the hustle in this one.
The classic circulating response that can be used in any situation where you’re not getting your way. It’s a verbal weapon that should not be revealed to most kids, as they tend to overuse it- especially when they get snappy as teenagers.
Save these types of responses for more powerful arguments, when you know you have all the right in the world to shut it down. If you don’t, it may come back to bite you like in this post.
Don’t think that just because you don’t use hair ties that you won’t be able to find them. Things are found most often when you least expect it. It just so happens that hair ties get lost in places where men tend to dwell in. Ladies, look carefully next time and you might just find them!
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Parents using Twitter would have been a talking point back in the day. The mere thought of parents trying to use hip, cool technologies to fit in gave us a gurgling stomach sensation that wouldn’t have sat well with us.
Now, parents have caught on to the age of technology and have devised their own manners for using it. These next 25 tweets demonstrate what parents go through as they develop their children into their spitting image.
Some parents have no choice but to show the world how incredibly adorable their child is. However, some parents don’t stop the cameras from rolling even in their child’s most embarrassing moments. Check out some of the best posts from funny parents using Twitter!
