Parenting entitled kids is hard, especially when you’ve raised ornery little weasels that think they’re smarter than you. Since spanking kids when they misbehave will send you straight to jail, what else are you supposed to do?

Get ’em where it hurts – figuratively speaking, of course!

But, if you’re going to take parenting advice from anyone, take it from some rando schmoes on the Internet, like these smarty pants moms and dads.

Why should you listen to them? Well, they’ve come up with some decidedly clever ways to deal with their naughty kids, that’s why!

From withholding wifi passwords, to putting padlocks on charging cords, and even hanging 007-style spy mirrors on the walls, this collection of 35 punishment hacks will get your kids to do exactly as they’re told.