Moms have to deal with a lot of crap. So, they have to have a good sense of humor. It’s how they survive being a mom.
But some moms have a little more sense of humor than others. Lets even say a “dark” sense of humor. And we call these moms “savage.”
And thanks to modern technology we can get a taste of all the savage moms of the world. And the brutality is incredible. You’ll see what we mean…
Here Are 35+ Of The Most Savage Things Moms Have Ever Done:
This daughter thought she was going to get some glowing validation from her mom. Not gonna happen. Her mom is savage.
2) ‘Fetch Me My Chips Boy’
This mom is both a savage and a genius. I mean, this is just brilliant. Using your son’s cellphone addiction so that he can fetch you things.
One way or another, this mom will make sure her son does his chores. And in this case it was taking out the garbage. He didn’t do it so she took it to him.
This mom is a baller AND a savage.When you thank racists. You know you a savage.
This kid tried to guilt trip her mom into giving her better Christmas presents. It didn’t work. Now she has to explain why she isn’t a better kid.
6) Circle Gets The Square
This girl needed her personal space. Mom had to give her a gentle reminder. A reminder of where she came from.
This girl replaced all the photos in her parents house with portraits of her dog. She wanted to see if her mom would notice. She did.
Thanksgiving is a beautifiul time where families come together. But this mom didn’t want a family photo. This is her time to shine.
9) Mom With The Savage Burns
This kid thought he was pulling a fast one on his mom. He was wrong. Now he got burned.
10) The Mom That Calls You Out
This mom called her daughter out for her Tweets. THENNNNN she dissed her for not having any followers. That is savage.
This kid thought it would be funny to hypothetical her mom. Yeah… no. The result is a savage burn.
12) When Your Mom Say You Ugly As A Clown
This mom just told her kid that she looks like an ugly ass clown. Does it get anymore savage than that? I’m pretty sure it doesn’t.
When mom is a savage, no one is safe. Not even school children. Beware of the savage mom.
14) No Tresspassing, Savage Moms Here
Savage moms don’t care about traditions. Take Halloween for example. This mom wants none of the fan fare.
15) Savage Moms Have Favorites
Parents aren’t supposed to have favorites when it comes to their kids. Try telling that to a savage mom. Because they do.
This kid was so happy to get a nice message from his mom. But his mom is savage. So, she took it back.
This savage mom listened to Béyonce. Now she’s ultra savage. And she’s not taking any shit.
18) “Ya’ll The Gorilla’s Kids Now”
This mom is HILARIOUS. You act like an animal? You should live at the zoo.
19) When The Cat Is The Favorite Child
This girl used to be her mom’s baby. Now the cat is. And she’s just an afterthought.
20) When You Harass Your Mom
She will harass you back. Or at least this mom will. She got all Regina George on her kid.
21) “That’s Your Boyfriend?”
When you introduce your mom to your boyfriend and she throws shade. Or just straight up disses him. She savage.
When you ask stupid questions. We’ll, you get stupid answers. And this mom doesn’t entertain stupid questions.
In this household, no one is safe. That’s because mom is a savage. A savage who is ready to roast and burn all of her family members.
This mom likes to drop hints. And she isn’t subtle about it. She’s a savage about it.
When you stupid and mom knows it. She doesn’t try to dance around it. She’s gonna tell you.
26) You Can’t Front On Mom
You can’t bullshit your mom. It’s impossible. And if you try, she’ll call you out on it.
27) When You Need Someone To Stroke Your Ego
This kid was happy that people were giving him compliments. He told is mom about it. She shut that ish down.
This girl lost her phone at a bar. So she asked her mom to get a new one. This is what her mom gave her.
This mom doesn’t understand her daughter when it comes to her taste in men. She’s picky. And still picks the wrong ones.
Moms always have something to say about our fashion and beauty choices. But sometimes they let us down gently. Not this mom.
31) Mom Does Not Tolerate Dramatics
Moms don’t tolerate drama. Especially when your mom is a savage. She will call you out in front of everyone.
32) When Your Mom Is Too Savage
Some times savage moms take things too far. And this is the perfect example of that. Too… far.
When you try to be loving with a savage mom, this is what happens. She humilates you. This kid should know better by now.
Savage moms need their rest. All that savageness makes them tired. And they have no problem telling you about it.
Savage moms don’t concern themselves with well being checks. “Oh you’re alive? Good for you.”
36) Those Hoes Over There
This daughter that she was cute by sending a now and then photo. But she must of forgot that she has a savage mom. This mom just called her daughters a bunch of hoes.
37) Don’t Interupt Beer Time
Savage moms treasure their “me time.” It’s best not to mess with it. Especially when they are drinking beer and eating pretzel dogs.
38) Savage Moms Value Life
This kid is trying to up his money game. Mom thinks he needs to live a little. And stop being single.
When your mom’s Snapchat is cooler than yours. That means your mom is savage. And this mom is definitely a savage.
40) Savage Moms Stand Alone
Sometimes when you’re savage, you burn bridges. And this mom is a perfect example. Now she stands alone… on savage island.
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