This is hardly something we didn’t know before. Twitter is a cult and most likely run by a secret society as well. Don’t be surprised if you hear eerie music playing next time you tweet something to your followers aka minions.

Now that’s what we call super cute! We love how kids can always cheer up us gloomy grown-ups.

That could’ve been much, much worse. It’s good that his little girl is learning new words but the dowside is, he’ll certainly have more awkward questions to answer in the future.

Dad’s right, parenting is no babysitting but a lifelong comittment. With all of its ups and downs, of course.

Now there’s a kid who could have a bright future ahead. We wouldn’t be susprised if this toddler ends up becoming a politician one day.

Let’s be honest, you don’t have to be a toddler to whine, ahem, complain about everything all week long. Some grown ups do that too, regularly.

Something evil may be afoot here. Unfortunately, nobody else sees it, except Audrey. Could Michael be a shapeshifting alien from planet Blaarg?

Look at the bright side, dad. One day your kid could become a great storyteller. Or an awful bore people flee from during lunch break.

We totally feel for this dad. Every parent knows that tricking their child into eating healthy food sounds much easier than it really is. In the end, it becomes a struggle the odds of which are stacked against you.

Leaving aside the fact this whole idea has… disturbing implications, dad really has a wicked sense of humor. You can be sure he’s popular at parties.

Who can say this dad’s wrong? If you’re a parent, you’ve been there and done that. One obvious downside of letting your kids run wild while you’re dozing off, is, obviously, the fact you might wake up to find that the whole house has been turned into a battlefield that you’ll have to clean up afterwards.

If everyone walked around with space facts notes on their backs, we’d all be a whole lot smarter. Elon Musk would be so proud of this little girl.

Focus dad, focus. You don’t want your son to mistake a coyotte for a kitten one day, because that wouldn’t end well.

It wouldn’t be a big surprise if he ends up running for President, too. Unless, of course, robots drive politicians out of business by the time he grows up.

We completely agree with this dad. Teachers deserve to earn much, much more.

Kids are as restless as any ghost haunting empty old houses. Even ghosts wouldn’t bother you at 5 AM, right?

Do you think his kid will connect the dots? One can hope so. Otherwise, someone will need a new Xbox game.

Dad had some explaining to do! He could probably not say that his kid loves being high, even though that’s technically true.

Although, in Johnny’s defense, he did look pretty dashing as Captain Jack Sparrow. Manly too!

Typical 21st century kids. Do kids born after 2010 even know how to use a landline?

She will go down in history as a pioneer of the fight for our rights to get puppies. A real Martin Luther King in the making!

We wouldn’t call it lying… creativity sounds better! Plus, it stimulates your kids imagination. Hopefully, this kid won’t be scared to go to the bathroom next time he breaks daddy’s no candy after dark rule. The consequences would be scarier than an army of angry spiders.

Some puzzles can never be solved. On the other hand, it wouldn’t be practical to let your kid go to bed all buttoned-up. This dad’s got some thinking to do.

‘Do I have to spell it out for you’ was what this kid must’ve been thinking when dad asked him about the spelling test. Growns up can be so dumb!

We wouldn’t go as far as saying the second part of your life begins, rather that a second part of parenthood begins. The part which doesn’t involve sleepless nights, diaper alarms, night raids, and meal times that turn into nightmares. A huge improvement, don’t you agree?

It also means being comfortable with the fact you won’t have a good night’s rest for some time to come. It takes a real man to be a good dad!

Who needs cars when you have kids? They’re much more fun anyway.

You probably heard people saying how prevention is better than cure. It doesn’t apply to kids, though.

Now that doesn’t sound as bad as dad made it look. Daddy Pig would be a cool name for a superhero!

What’s the essential part of growing up? Learning how to deal with reality, of course and that’s a process which usually ends up draining your optimism reserves.

Time to catch this imposter and teach him a lesson! Nobody feeds your kid jackass and gets away with it!

‘Books? What are those? You mean you have to turn the pages manually? We’re not in the 15th century anymore.’ Kids these days.

Every kid would love to have Josh as their dad. A dad with a good sense of humor is irreplaceble.

A lawn mower is not a toy! Well, try telling that to a kid eager to turn your backyard into a desert.

That’s one good piece of advice! One day, he’s going to remember what his old man said about couches and be grateful for it. Nobody likes sleeping on a hard mattress.

Kids these days don’t understand what a cassette tape means, or a boom box. It’s hard to contemplate such things when you were born in the world where everything’s just one click away.

Kids can be really ungrateful. This dad will have the last laugh, however.

Well said! How many times did you think the same and ended up realizing how wrong you were? But there’s still hope. Parenting usually gets easier when you have several kids to practice on and correct your mistakes!

Bikes with hands are evil! When you see them, listen to this dad’s advice and run without turning back!

These teeth-people would be armed to the teeth, naturally. Our world would be doomed.

Not even a cookie jar? That’s disappointing, and exactly how his son will feel if he finds out he’s been cheated on.

Instead of using a harsher term, we’ll just call this dad contradictory. Actually, that’s a good lesson for his kids, for life is often contradictory as well.

That’s right. Kids like to be the ones asking their parents questions, not asnwering them!

What a betrayal! He’s always been there for his son and then suddenly decided to withdraw his unconditional support. In truth, he’s probably some 10 years late.

Kids should be kids but it’s never too early to be responsible. Boring, right?

Let it go, dad. Let it go.

Shame on you dad, for hoping Oompa Loompas should do your job! You can always dress up as Oompa Loompa and do it yourself, if you’re really serious about it!

There’s a reason more to avoid using Google Translate. Still, even Google Translate nails it from time to time!

Why worry? Learning French can be a great thing, especially if you’re planning a trip to Paris. Alors bienvenue à Paris et à bientôt…

So do we, so do we. Somebody call Sherlock!