A household can get pretty busy. Especially when everyone is on different schedules. That’s why parents like to leave notes to communicate with their family members.
But also, some things are just better said in a note. Parents are really good at leaving notes. They are always hilarious.
Even when they don’t mean to be hilarious. The notes are still hilarious. You’ll see what we mean.
Here are 50 hilarious notes left behind by mom and dad:
1) You Can Never Have Too Many
The little sister in the house had the flu. Mom left her some medicine and instructions. This might have been a poor choice of note pad to write the note on.
This dad wants his kitchen clean. He’s not cleaning up anyone else’s mess. He will disconnect them if he has to.
You know you’re having a good summer when it involves not wearing pants. So, this son was obviously doing summer right. Mom just didn’t want dad to know about it.
This is the dad of the year. He’s giving his kid money for pizza AND beer. And he left it with the cat.
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Dad found his son’s Sports Illustrated. Then the son found this note in his Sports Illustrated. Too funny.
These parents were determined to sleep in. So, they left their children a note with instructions and answers to all their probable questions.
There’s only one person who can decipher dad’s handwritting. And that person is mom. Thank goodness because this note is unreadable.
This dad left a thoughful note so no one would mess up the microwave. But he spelled the note wrong. And his kid is a smart ass.
This kid was reading A Storm of Swords. His mom must be too. Because she left him this note on his book.
This is how dad does nutrition. With guilt. No one wants to see a unicorn die so they are obviously going to eat the sandwich. How bad are dad’s sandwiches though that he has to leave guilt inducing notes?
This dad was trying to relate to kid gamer kid. He was doing to well. Until he got to the end. What an adorable gesture though.
This mom means business. Mess up her clean kitchen and you get shanked. Better watch yourself.
This son left his Reddit page open on his computer. He was reading about aliens. Damn dad, that’s a burn about his humor.
This isn’t a note. It’s a really crappy napkin. But it’s totally a love reminder.
15) Mom’s Note vs. Dad’s Note
This mom’s note is such a mom’s note. I mean, sunscreen. That’s so mom. And, well, dad’s note… so dad.
Oh my GOD. This is horrible. He thought he was grabbing toothpaste from his daughter’s bathroom.
This dad has had enough. Hang up your damn towel. Or suffer this dad’s wrath.
Dirty the kitchen? Do so at your own risk. Mom will be doling out throat punches.
The parents were out of town for dad’s birthday. They left this note. Girls = allowed. Drinking and driving = not allowed.
Imagine if you just saw a random man walkinkg in your backyard with a machete. That could be terrifying. That’s why this mom left a note.
This is a note a mom left her son. She doesn’t write in perfect English since she is Spanish speaking. But all the love is still there in this note.
This is Diesel. She’s a car that takes diesel. Hopefully this daughter will remember that thanks to this note left by mom.
Dad found a little surprise today when he opened the bathroom door. Yeah, he was pretty shocked. I bet that chicken was pretty surprised too.
Kids like memes. Maybe this way the only way they could make doing the dishes fun. If it works, it works.
25) Take Your Birth Control
This is a mother that sternly encourages the use of birth control. She even leaves her daughter’s reminder notes. She is not about to chase after some grand kids.
This dad knows his kids. He knows they won’t plug the plugs back in. He’s not waiting for that to happen.
Her stepdad is fire fighter. So, naturally he inspected her home for fire hazards. She found this note.
The Kefta is for dinner and not to be touched. Mom made that very clear in her note. Yoda got the message loud and clear.
29) In the Basement Refrigerator
The last thing these kids want to do is go to the basement to get something to eat out of the refrigerator. That’s too much effort. But they might have to since the parents are out of town.
Dad loves to leave notes and drawings in his daughter’s lunch. Her friends think dad is weird. Maybe because he calls her meatbag.
Dad went to get a colonoscopy. This is the note mom left behind. Letting their child know that dad was getting a tube up the bum.
Son left his new hatchet out. Dad saw it fit to leave this funny note. Maybe the son should start putting things away.
This old ass banana was found in someone’s boot. It was left with this note from mom. Apparently, her daughter found the prank about a year too late and mom forgot about it.
Moms do a lot. Somtimes they need to write notes to remind them to get it all done. This note is going to remind her to bring her cake.
This parent is sick of her kids jerking off into the towels. Honestly, that’s so gross. Poor parent, it’s not even their first time asking.
This parent knows how to get their kids to do chores. Just hold the WiFi password hostage. Chores for the WiFi password.
There’s a new rule in this house. And it involves eating a sandwich. This kid has no choice but to eat the damn sandwich.
This parent isn’t going to bother getting mad. This kid has to sleep on the patio. That’s what they get for missing curfew.
This kid got busted. His mom is on to his weed smoking habit. He should have hid his rolling papers better.
Moms with babies are serious about their free time. Their free time is when their babies sleep. You will be put to death if you mess with that time.
This poor kid is expected to eat raw carrots as a school snack. I mean, it’s one thing if there is dip. But I don’t see any dip. Who in their right mind would trade these for a Twinkie?
Mom ran out of snacks. But maybe her love will fuel their child enough to get them through the day. He would probably have the snack though.
This mom wanted to help her kids along with their train of thought. So she left this note. She hopes they’ll come to the conclusion to just clean up after themselves.
This mom wants her kid to know that she knows they smoke weed. Apparently, she’s cool with it. Hopefully, it’s still smokeable.
Happy birthday, now do some work. Also, enjoy your birthday alone. I went to Madison, love your parent.
This is pretty clever. It’s a good way for kids to redeem themselves. And take chores off mom and dad’s list.
Someone’s son was destroying his socks. So, their parents got them this handy masterbation kit. Complete with lotion and tissues.
Tim brings Mike to work everyday. But he never eats Mike. So, dad left him this fun note.
This looks like some pretty heavy duty cough medicine. So, mom thought it might be a good idea if left this note. Just in case.
This is how ice cream works. It had to be explained to a family member. It wasn’t the first time they were just left with cream.
A household can get pretty busy. Especially when everyone is on different schedules. That’s why parents like to leave notes to communicate with their family members.
But also, some things are just better said in a note. Parents are really good at leaving notes. They are always hilarious.
Even when they don’t mean to be hilarious. The notes are still hilarious. You’ll see what we mean.
Here are 50 hilarious notes left behind by mom and dad:
