50 ‘quarantine cuts’ gone terribly wrong

Most of us have been in quarantine for less than a month. Lots of us are due for a haircut. But is the need for you to get a haircut so bad that you would cut your own hair?

Or let a family member cut it? Some people on the internet seem to think that it is. So, they’ve been cutting their own hair.

Or letting their family members do it. It’s called a quarantine cut. Quarantine cuts don’t always come out bad. But when they do come out bad, they’re really bad.

Here are 50 people who got a ‘quarantine cut’ and regretted it right after:

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1) Day 1

This guy was planning to shave his head a little bit every day during the quarantine. He’s only going to have enough hair for maybe two or three more days. He was going for a monk look.

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2) The Girlfriend Cut

Beware of the girlfriend cut. She’ll try to turn your into whoever she thinks is hot. In this case, it’s an emo guy.

3) Kid Cut

Kids have always cut their own hair, to their parents’ surprise. This kiddo did. But he let his mom have a little fun before she fixed it.

4) Terrorist Cut

Another example of why you should never let your SO cut your hair. Look at this, crooked as shit. He got the terrorist cut.

5) The Corona

This guy even gave his home haircut a name. It’s “The Corona.” It’s very much like Lloyd Christmas’ haircut.

6) Last Year, This Year

The picture on top is of what his hair looked like last year. That’s what he wanted his girlfriend to go off of. The two look very different.

7) Cambodian Garbage Hitler

This guy’s parent says his haircut is called the “cambodian Garbage Hitler.” He let his girlfriend cut his hair. She never even trimmed her own ends.

8) Skin Fade

This kid thought he was going to get a legit fade haircut at home. Yeah… no. Shit is jagged as hell.

9) Haircut at Home

This guy finally gave in and got a home haircut. I mean, it looks intentional. It would be great if it was the 90s.

10) Slip

Somebody slipped with the razor here. Those are straight up bald spots. He’s gonna need to wait for that to grow back.

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11) Kid Haircut

Mom tried to do a kid’s cut. Poor kid. He actually looks like he had cool hair before this.

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12) Missing Chunk

Damn. Did she try to cut her own hair. How else could you screw hair up that bad?

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13) Wife Cut

She cut her husband’s hair. And now he looks like this. It’s almost a mullet.

14) Self Cut

People are out here trying to cut their own hair. Not even just their bangs. The back of their hair. You folks need to calm down.

15) Back of the Neck

This haircut is reckless as hell. It’s uneven. And it has missing chunks.

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16) Day 8

Here’s another dude who cut his own hair. He only made it to day 8 of quarantine without messing with his hair. And he’s going to try again and fix it. Yeah, maybe don’t do that.

17) Total Makeover

This guy gave himself a total makeover. And he looks fantastic. This is a quarantine cut win.

18) Bowl Cut

Did this guy give himself bowl cut? Because it looks like a bowl cut. Like he put a bowl on his head and cut around it.

19) Casualities

There have been casualities during these quarantine cut escapades. There has been blood shed. This guy cut his ear.

20) Not the Best Clippers

This guy didn’t have the best clippers. But he actually did a pretty good job. Not bad for a quarantine cut.

21) Tight Shave

This guy went with the safe quarantine cut. He went with the close shave. He did a great job.

22) First Time Bald

This dude went bald for the first time while in quarantine. Might as well. It’s better than a jacked up haircut.

23) Good Fade

This could be worse. He did a good job considering the fade . I just don’t understand why dudes want to show off their haircuts but not their faces.

24) Bangs Go Bye

At least she quit while she was ahead. She’s going to leave it be. Bobby pins will save her in the meantime.

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25) Not Too Shabby

He says his haircut ain’t too shabby. And he’s right. But I see those uneven choppy pieces on the side.

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26) Quarantine Mohawk

This guy gave himself a quarantine mohawk. Well, a reverse mohawk. Actually, there might not be a name for this kind of disaster.

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27) Lineup

You don’t get a choice with quarantine haircuts. You get one haircut. She’s giving out lineups. Otherwise it all gets cut off.

28) Quarantine Cut and Color

This guy did his quarantine look up. He gave himself a cut and color. Looks good until you get to the right side of his head. The part he’s trying to hide. I spy a little unevenness.

29) Yikes

This guy knows he messed up. At least he’s owning up to it. Yikes!

30) 3 Acts

This lady had a long afternoon. An afternoon of transformation. It looks really good I like it.

31) Too Long

She reached the ” this is too long, fuck it I’ll just cut it myself stage.” Now she’s at the “my hair looks choppy as hell” stage. It’s not as bad as it could be.

32) Quarantine Hair Goddess

This is quarantine hair goals at its finest. She looks amazing. Like a quarantine hair goddess.

33) The Big Chop

This girl went for the big chop. And she chopped a lot off. She’s rocking it.

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34) Please Stop

Put the clippers down. And walk away. For the love of God, please leave your child’s head alone.

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35) The Impulsive Cut

This guy impulsively cut his hair. And it looks great. Definitely an improvement.

36) Skin Fade Failed

This guy was trying to give himself a skinfade. But it didn’t qutie work out that way. It turned into a mohawk.

37) The Back

From the front, this guy looks like he was sucessful. But the back is a whole different story. There’s definitely a big chunk missing.

38) Friar Cut

People out here DGAF. Prior to quarantine, people would get super heated if their friends hit them with the friar cut. Now, people love it.

39) Crazy Cut

Dude is out here looking crazy. Too bad his girlfriend didn’t stop him sooner. Still, it could be worse.

40) Quiting

This wife showed mercy on her husband. She quit as soon as things started going south. This is pretty bad but it could have gotten worse.

41) L Cut

How do you even make this mistake? It looks pretty intentional to me. That is no accident.

42) Alt Boy Cut

This person gave themselves the alt boy look. It’s the one she’s always wanted. I want to see what it looks like in proper lighting.

43) Sister Cut

This is the sister cut. She messed up the front AND the back. The back is way worse though.

44) Chop, Chop, Chop

This girl gave herself a choppy haircut. It’s the perfect quarantine haircut. You can’t mess it up.

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45) Dad Cut

This dude’s cut is so bad that he won’t show is face. His dad did a terrible job. Every single hair on his head is a different length.

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46) Boy Band

This person’s dad gave them the boyband cut. It’s pretty awful. It looked real nice before.

47) Hawkin’ It

This kid is pretty happy with his quarantine cut. It’s hard to screw this haircut up though. Good for him.

48) Old Skills

This mom did a fantastic job. This kid looks pretty cool. They look happy with their cuts.

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49) Dead Shaver

This poor guy’s razor died halfway through his haircut. He’s going has to order one online or else he’s stuck looking like this for a while. At least he seems to have a good sense of humor about it.

50) Hat

This guy is going to have to wear a hat. His hairline is all jacked up. It’s real bad.

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