One way children express their ideas and feelings is through art. They like to draw about what happens to them at school and at home. They also like to draw about family, pets, hobbies, and even their dreams. At times, however, kids can get pretty realistic about what they draw.
From dads who like to drink to moms who are addicted to Ellen, these hilarious photos prove that kids can get pretty savage when it comes to art.
1. Too much truth
When the teacher asks for an assignment to tell about your family, you just never know what’s going to come out. In this case, probably a little more information than mom wanted to give away.
2. Mom transformation
We can’t imagine she looks quite that bad in the morning, but she sure does clean up nice to go out for the night.
3. What mom likes
The assignment was to write just one sentence about a family member. Mission accomplished.
4. Describe your father
Another easy assignment from the teacher: describe your father. Done.
5. We all got problems
When it come to who’s eating the most at picnics, it’s not the mosquitoes, it’s not the dog, it’s dad. Apparently he’s chubby.
6. Mom’s true love
Well, that is according to her kid. Dad’s allergic to Facebook, but looks like mom makes up for it.
7. It’s not just dads
Usually dads get all the blame for suspicious smells in the house. But in this house, it’s mom.
8. Draw a picture of Mommy they said
Well, if nothing else, perhaps this child captured the sentiment that cleaning isn’t always that fun.
9. Wrestle time
Another case of an assignment gone wrong. We are wondering how dad explained this to his little artist when it got sent home.
10. Loving Father’s Day card
Loving and . . . . truthful. And apparently going by the skull and crossbones, it gets pretty potent too.
11. My Dad
In a nutshell, looks like Emma covered the basics. Dad likes beer, farting, and the Dollar Store among other things. At least – according to Emma.
12. The end of meatloaf
This child is thankful for a lot of things that a kid should be thankful for. And looks like he’s really glad meatloaf won’t be served any more. Sorry mom.
13. Honest letter
Probably dad knows mom feels this way, but just in case he didn’t, there’s his honest daughter breaking the truth to him.
14. Just in case you didn’t notice . . .
This young child wants to make sure you know that’s a mole on dad’s forehead. Not just any mole, but a big one.
15. See ya
Looks like things didn’t go well for mom and dad here.
16. Sorry mom, can’t deliver
So much love in this card, and so much honesty. Sorry mom, the kid’s broke, but the heartfelt sentiment is there.
17. All ears
There’s a lot going on in the picture and overall it looks very loving. But it also looks like this family has either no ears or some very interesting ones.
18. Potty time?
It’s kinda hard to tell what’s happening here, but the best guess is mom has a gift to give – and she also has to go to the bathroom.
19. T is for . . .
At least this young artist knew there was an “i” in the word tights. But it sure came out differently in the drawing.
20. Time for a little “truth brush”
Sometimes you just have to tell it like it is. And, in the eyes of this little guy: Dad’s a little on the heavy side.
21. Wrestle time
In corner one: it’s mom. Corner two: Dad. And to figure out the rest of the drawing, we’ll leave that up to the parents.
22. First day drawing
Whoever this drawing is of, it looks pretty safe to say it’s a woman.
23. Strategically placed pompoms
Give a kid some googly eyes, string, button, and pompoms and you never know what’s going to happen.
24. When dinosaurs ruled the earth
Lots of kids have imaginations about dinosaurs. This one gets pretty realistic.
25. Evan’s got it right
Mommy shows love and daddy passes gas. Sounds about right in most marriages.
26. These people live in my house
Mommy, check. Daddy, check. Child, check. But is that a ghost and a snake in the other windows?
27. Very big fingers
Everyone looks very happy in this family despite their very, very large fingers.
28. When I grow up . . .
I want to be just like mommy. Not sure what mommy is really doing here, but her little artist certainly communicated something else.
29. Only just a little bit
Sure, all moms yell from one time to another. Thankfully this mom only yells just a little bit.
30. Overall it was a fun time
This child has quite the imagination. They had a fun time with mom, dad, the cat – and thankfully no demons this time around.
31. Leave it to a kid
She decided to draw a picture of her daddy. Maybe a little more of daddy than he would have preferred . . .
32. Passport decor
Uh oh. A little artist got a hold of this passport and daddy got an intense makeover.
33. Not a fan of sushi
At least that’s our best guess of what this little artist is communicating.
34. Smoking is bad for you.
Apparently this kid has seen the detrimental effects smoking can have on a person and is making their own public service announcement.
35. Aliens in view
Just when you are having a fun time with your family in the forest with the butterflies dancing around you, out pops an alien.
36. How daddy likes to eat his sugar
This drawing is quite disturbing. Apart from the weird way this dad likes to “eat” his sugar, I don’t think his kid is supposed to see him do it.
37. Bad idea
Parents aren’t the only ones who struggle with making their babies sleep. Sometimes, their older kids get frustrated, too. I sincerely hope this kid never finds the courage or the motivation to do what his illustration implies.
38. The evil mom
A lot of kids don’t understand their parents when it comes to discipline. They think that being strict means being evil and bad. And for this kid, an evil mom deserves to be swallowed by a big evil snake.
39. Mom’s favorite drink
Whatever that drink is, mom surely looks extra happy. She’s smiling from ear to ear.
40. The monster family
This is a picture of mother monster, father monster, and daughter monster. Even though there’s no clear label, it’s not hard to guess who is who.
41. Can you guess what this is?
One of the nice things about art is that it’s open to interpretations. Believe it or not, this is supposed to be a picture of mom and dad on their wedding day.
42. Just mowing the lawn
At first glance, you might think that this mom is doing something inappropriate. It turns out that she just like mowing the lawn.
43. He meant it.
I don’t think the child made a mistake when drawing this picture. The title he gave his dad reflects the shape of the hat. He clearly meant it.
44. Top 10 or top 2?
The criteria this kid has are probably way too high. Mom probably has to do something bigger and better than saying goodnight at bedtime to have the 2nd to 7th spot filled up.
45. Don’t compare mom to dad.
It must have been disappointing for that mom to be compared with the dad, particularly on Mother’s Day. I guess we know who the kid’s favorite parent is.
46. A spa day
It’s probably exciting to know that you’re allowed to take the day off and enjoy a spa day even at home. I’m just not sure how this mom would be able to get a spa day experience with cotton pads and cotton swabs.
47. The only thing mom wants
It’s nice to know that this kid really knows what his mom wants the most. The only thing I’m quite confused about is the way he drew that bottle of beer. I mean, is that even beer?
48. A Mother’s Day card
You really can’t blame this child. After all, we eat food so we don’t die, right?
49. Homework
It’s always a good idea to check your kids’ homework before they go to school. That way, you’ll be able to prepare an explanation just in case the teacher decides to give you a call about it.
50. Someone’s a fan
This mom is living a sweet life. Her kids must be so well-behaved that she’s able to watch her favorite TV show all the time.
51. Something doesn’t look right
It’s good that this kid is passionate about her family. I’m just not sure if she’s referring to the right family when she wrote that.
52. A weird shovel
This kid drew herself holding a shovel. I guess we’ll never look at shovels the same way again.
53. The sacrifice
Some sisters don’t get along quite well, particularly when they’re still young. As proof, here’s a kid who drew herself sacrificing her sister to the aliens. They must have had a really intense fight that day.
54. Questionable art
Some kids are naturally great with arts. Based on this piece, this kid isn’t one of them.
55. Santa’s hat
Parents know their kids’ personalities. This son’s mom was able to recognize his work in an instant when she passed by the school’s art wall.
56. A daddy skeleton
This one’s quite hilarious. Even though this daddy figure was drawn as a skeleton, the kid was still able to keep the private bits intact.
57. He just loves his mom
This card looks innocent at first glance. However, if you take a second look, you’ll find something weird with the way this boy drew his hands.
58. Raising awareness
This kid had the purest intention when he drew this picture to raise awareness and money for a certain cause. The art, however, didn’t turn out as planned. It was supposed to be a picture of someone spoon feeding a child.
59. The bus from “the wheels on the bus go rough and round”
If you’re this kid’s mom, you’d probably feel confused and amused about this kid’s drawing. It looked like it came from a different inspiration.
60. Those are not what you think they are.
This boy drew her sister with fairy wings. Yes, those are fairy wings.
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