This dad is coaching his son’s soccer team for two things. He wants to teach him about soccer and swearing at other kids.

It’s hard to show a kid that he’s your favorite child. He’ll use it as an advantage to his siblings. He might even use it against you. So when your child asks you if he is your favorite child, use this response.

Sometimes, it’s hard to know if you’re a father or a servant to your kids. With all the things you do for them, you still end up getting screamed at.

Not all dads volunteer to take the kids to school. So when a mother hears his husband about to volunteer, she’ll grab the opportunity in a heartbeat.

Why is it always spicy? And why do things always get switched out when you have kids at home?

I guess this dad won’t be sharing his kid’s secret with anyone soon. It’s like admitting that he’s had poop on his face. Gross!

Turning the lights on and off might seem like a fun activity for kids. However, for adults, it can be quite annoying. If you don’t end up with serious migraines, you might end up experiencing seizures.

If this is the kid you’ll be playing hide-and-seek with all the time, I’m pretty sure you won’t have a hard time. Even from afar, you’ll be able to spot him! I wish this dad teaches him the right way to play hide-and-seek before he decides if he should save for college or not.

Dads are weird beings, particulary this one. Instead of cleaning his daughter’s forehead the normal way, he chose to lick the mustard away. It must have been a confusing thing for the nurse to see.

I guess this kid grew up in a household that enjoys Star Wars. However, I don’t think he knows exactly what the Death Star is. It’s not the kind of star you say your wishes to.

Living in a household full of little girls can mean spending night after night watching Disney princesses and fairy tales. As a dad, you don’t really have a lot of options. It’s either singing princesses or no movie at all.

Installing the car seat isn’t as easy as it seems. Sometimes, it takes years for a dad to properly install one.

This one’s quite hilarious. Kids have are really skilled when it comes to the things they like. For the rest, they’ll have to rely on their parents. That includes how to eat food.

Dads don’t just mess up with their kids. Sometimes, they have a good time annoying moms, too.

Kids have this annoying habit of complaining just about anything. In the case of this kid, it’s the soup being too wet. I wonder where he was able to find a soup that’s not excessively wet.

There must be something about chicken that kids love so much. Even if it’s not really chicken, they’ll still eat it if you say it is.

It must be horrifying for the kids to see their dad’s search history. They would know better than to make him mad now.

Children don’t have the same personalities and talents. While some excel at school, others not so much.

Kids can learn all sorts of things at school. For this 5-year-old kid, it’s bribery.

I don’t think that statement is cute. It makes the idea of seeing a dead deer on the side of a road normal when it isn’t.

We have to teach kids about taxes at a young age. Use things that are valuable to them to make them interested in the lesson. You can start with their favorite ice cream.

As a father, you’d do everything for your child. As a celebrity father, there may be some limitations, like conditions that ruin the hair.

Parenting can really test out your patience. Sometimes, it pushes you to the point of hoping your kid’s actually adopted.

Do not provoke a child holding a permanent marker. The more you say “don’t”, the more he’s likely to pull off the cap and start writing on the wall.

Things change when you become a dad and that includes partying. From bottles of beer, you’ll just be holding your kids’ hands on your way to parties.

Who likes celery? I would stop working in a heart beat if they use celery to pay me.

Disney movies aren’t cheap. This dad is just making sure they’ll get their money’s worth from the movie.

Well, babies make an excellent alarm clocks. They’ll surely make you get out of bed as soon as you hear them cry and smell poop in the room.

As a parent, you wouldn’t want to hurt your kid’s feelings. It’s probably better to set aside your morals for a bit than to make your kid feel bad about something as innocent as a picture.

School isn’t the only place children learn things. Sometimes, they learn things from home.

Sometimes, we get so busy with life that we forget how old we’re actually getting. The only time we realize the truth is when today’s kids point out how we’re still using the slangs of yesterday.

It’s funny how this dad is still proud of his son even though he’s acting weird in public. He wasn’t ashamed to point out that his son was the odd one.

Being an adult and looking after yourself is hard. Raising a kid when you’re still trying to figure out the adult life is twice as hard.

It looks like kids aren’t the only ones excited for school. Dads can also feel the same way and the way they prepare lunch says a lot about it. Unfortunately, just like kids, that enthusiasm wanes after some time.

Raising kids isn’t cheap. You have to buy diapers, milk, vitamins, clothes, and toys. However, considering that you won’t be able to go out as often as you used to, you’ll still be able to save money.

This is a good way of calming terrified kids. You just have to make sure that your kids aren’t afraid of clowns before trying this dad’s technique.

Having kids is a great thing. However, once you start losing sleep and sense of peace at home, you’ll start longing for those days that there were just the two of you.

Toddlers are naturally curious and they can figure out things quite easily. This dad has to step up his game. Otherwise, he’ll end up losing all the candies in the drawer.

There’s no such thing as sleep when you’re a dad. Your kids have endless needs and they’re bound to bother you for each one.

I used to think that crying isn’t a good thing, particularly for kids. For this dad, however, it’s his way of figuring out what the kids actually want to eat. It’s pretty genius if you ask me.

You don’t always have to explain things to your kids. Sometimes, you have to show them examples. This dad nails it.

You have to be a master juggler when you’re a parent. If you aren’t careful, those screaming balls will all end up on the floor.

When you have kids, finding time to be alone is challenging. You’ll have to find a way to fit yourself behind the dryer just to have time away from the kids.

This kid is a chef in the making. Who would think that putting candy corn on top of cold pizza would look great? This dad does.

Kids are super curious about almost everything. Unfortunately, part of their process of exploring things is breaking them. So if they haven’t touched something, you’ll still find it working.

The excitement of being a new parent fades in time. And as years go by, you become more and more logical. Instead of giving hugs, you’ll rationalize things and experiences with your kid.

Kids consider activities fun if they think of it as part of playing. This is probably the reason why they seem to enjoy playing school at home than actually going to school.

When kids start learning how to talk, you have to be prepared for his hour-long speeches. You should listen to everything they say. Otherwise, you’ll miss the good part.

Most of the time, dads are their kids’ superhero and there’s nothing wrong with that. Just make sure that their moms

Kids must have selective hearing. They’ll hear what you’re saying if it’s something interesting for them or when you’re shouting at the top of your lungs.

As a parent, you’d never want to embarrass your kid. So if he says that he’s Thorin, son of Thrain, King Under the Mountain, you must act believable. Bow to the king right away.

If you take out 90%, you’ll get 10%. I think this girl knows her mathematics quite well. It’s too bad that she’s not as great on other subject.

Sometimes, you need to play along with your kids’ imagination. You can even take advantage of it, too. This is one good example of how you should do it.

Angry moms can be really scary. They are probably scarier than seeing a monster in the closet.

Kids’ imagination is endless. Sometimes, they think they are princesses living in beautiful castles. At times, they think that they are dragons.

The floor must be super dirty and dusty for a kid to look like a bagel after rolling over. This dad shouldn’t wait that long before vacuuming the floor.

Well, honestly, I can’t blame his kid for feeling excited about dessert. It’s one of the reasons why we look forward to dinner.

Kids have a weird sense of taste. When they tell you that the food was great, they may or may not actually mean it.

Kids think that their parents know everything. In reality, parents are still clueless about a lot of things.

It doesn’t matter how odd your kid’s dream is. As a father, you have to support him all the way- even if that means him making hot dogs with yucky stuff.