Weddings are joyous occasions that celebrate love. Most of the time. That is, if all goes to plan.
Most weddings are marked by traditional ceremonies. But those can fly out the window when family and friends get involved.
Family and friends have a funny way of making things, shall we say, more “exciting.” This could end in something that gives us all a good laugh. Or a good cry or a groan. Either way, it’s what we call a wedding fail.
Here are 75 of the biggest wedding fails guests will never forget:
Having children in your wedding is always a gamble. You never know how they are going to react. Or if they are going to spend the entire ceremony hiding under a bridesmaid’s dress.
Some people just love the opportunity to scold others. And sometimes they don’t realize that they should be scolding themselves. Like this priest.
9) Wrestleweddingmania
Why wouldn’t pre-wedding wrestling be appropriate? Probably because someone could get hurt or their nice clothes messed up. Guess it was 5 o’clock somewhere.
Once upon a time, a bride used to have to bring a dowry for her husband in order to be married. It probably still happens in weird parts of the world today. This family just flipped the script. The bride’s dad wants a dowry.
Well, that’s one way to skirt your wedding vows. Technically, he’s not lawfully married if he didn’t say he was. He ended getting actually married and also got waffles. Sometimes you just have waffles on the brain. They are delicious.
Do you think this couple was completely oblivious to the fact that they got engaged on April Fools Day? Or was it just really bad timing? Their family probably feels bad now for not believing them but who could blame them?!
The guests at this wedding thought they were watching the groom be physically abused. Turns out his wife was just doing him a solid. She saved him from a mosquito.
Even though these two didn’t get married, they still seem to have a solid relationship. If you can still throw a party together to celebrate the fact that you’re not ready for that kind of commitment, that’s pretty mature if you ask me. I wonder if they ended up getting married or not.
Dads can be kind of clueless sometimes. But this dad was probably a little nervous. He was probably making random conversation and realized now wasn’t the time.
The marriage certificate is only legally binding. The real marriage is when you say I do. You still have to get that paper signed… for tax reasons. Even if it is at a Valero.
This is a perfect example of why it’s not a good idea to have a dog at a wedding. Let them walk down the aisle then bring them inside. You don’t know how they’re gonna act with all that food around.
I never heard that the Maid of Honor has to catch the bouquet. I don’t know where she got that idea from, but she ended up fighting a 10-year-old over it. At least she can laugh at herself.
This is why people hire professionals. Because you know your cousin who you asked to film the wedding is going to do something stupid. That’s because they’re not a professional.
Damn, this is a whole family of fainters. They need to have the paramedics on hand at their next family gathering. That or have a bunch of mattresses lying around.
Sometimes children don’t quite understand what their role is in a wedding party. This kid almost got it. He thought he was the Ring Bear instead of the ring bearer.
Honestly, he didn’t do a bad job with that makeup. You can’t tell that he has just one eyebrow. I hope he didn’t tell his wife until she actually noticed it.
52) Invisible Force
It looked like the Holy Spirit or some kind of spirit was interfering in this wedding. Turns out it was a faulty bustle hook. That must have been freaky.
This is almost too crazy to be true. At least they were both sick and not just one of them. If that couple can get through that, they can get through anything.
60) Am I Getting Married?
This little girl was dumbstruck in love. And then she thought the wedding was all about her. I wonder what Curtis had to say about it.
Even though you can see his face, you know it’s full of regret. A face that looks like it’s at the point of no return. Hopefully it wasn’t that big of a slip.
When one thinks of a wedding, you don’t usually think of a cow giving birth. But that’s all the guests at this wedding heard. They got a nature lesson during this wedding.
This mother-in-law wore a wedding dress to her son’s wedding. Yup, she said it was on sale and wanted to be frugal. You couldn’t have sprung for some $5 dye and threw that thing in the bathtub with the dye at least?
Mom probably felt bad that uncle’s birthday was the same day as the wedding. But still, maybe you could have put a candle in his cake. And not wrestle the mic from the band.
Honestly, this is so messed up. It’s one thing to do it when you’re just joking around hanging out. But at a wedding. I would have punched him in the face and/or kicked him out.
75 of the biggest wedding fails guests will talk about for years to come
D.G. Sciortino
04.10.20
Weddings are joyous occasions that celebrate love. Most of the time. That is, if all goes to plan.
Most weddings are marked by traditional ceremonies. But those can fly out the window when family and friends get involved.
Family and friends have a funny way of making things, shall we say, more “exciting.” This could end in something that gives us all a good laugh. Or a good cry or a groan. Either way, it’s what we call a wedding fail.
Here are 75 of the biggest wedding fails guests will never forget:
