75 clueless kids that made us laugh out loud with their kid logic

Kids are always adorable, no matter what they say or do. In fact, they can say the most mindless things and we can only laugh at them because they are just so charming!

You’d be surprised at the ways on how a child’s logic works sometimes. Some of them are really funny!

1. Hiding from a tomato

Who’s not scared of tomatoes? Only adults are. For kids, even the tiniest berries can be scary if they hate the taste of them!

2. Just asking

Kids are innocent and consistently curious at the same time. In this little girl’s mind, tattoos look like a piece of clothing and the way she gave in to her curiosity (with the support of her Mommy), is simply adorable!

3. This useful trick

Why haven’t I thought of this trick before? Now I can watch all the foreign dramas I love without being disturbed by my little one!

4. Pants for Halloween

This kid was not joking when he said he wanted to be “Pants” for Halloween. His parents are very supportive so here he is.

5. The way he solved his problem cracked me up!

Kids are still learning to handle difficult situations by themselves and they will be facing a lot of mistakes along the way. This boy, on the other hand, seems to have more than a fair share of mishaps, even just for a day!

6. Just to be kind

Why would you say sorry if you’re not guilty, right? This is exactly how this kid thought.

7. Take advantage while it lasts

Children get smarter each day. Better take advantage of the times that they completely believe in everything you say because they’ll definitely become smarter than you are someday!

8. He’s not wrong, though

Well, he’s technically correct. You should have said “foot” instead of “feet” and your kid totally owned you.

9. Mom’s a witch

Not saying “No” is not exactly “Yes”. But, that does not mean it’s really a “No” so this kid knew better than to make his mom mad.

10. Afraid Daddy would be mad

Yes, Daddy is not mad about you taking off your shoe. But, he will absolutely be furious because what are you supposed to wear now, sweetie?

11. Glad you know the truth now

It must have been a terrifying ordeal in her childhood. Glad everything’s all cleared up now, huh.

12. Aaw, bless him!

We can sometimes learn a thing or two about what actual kindness is. Just listen to kids talk out of the pureness of their hearts, and you’ll know.

13. Saving a what?

Saving is good, kiddo. But if it’s a fart you’re saving, then I’d say you’re weird.

14. Not ready to share

Can this little girl be more adorable? She’s not ready to share yet and actually decided to pack up and leave! Where did she get this kind of idea by the way?

15. Kids are weird

Yep, you’re right. This kid’s idea of fun activity is insane. We’ve never even met a person who likes to be thrown inside a bag like that!

16. The same dog

Yes, kid. Apparently, you get a dog and stick to them, not change them every day!

17. When kids hear new words

Adults should be very careful when talking like grown-ups in the presence of children. They respond in a rather peculiar way and will most likely shock you with how they talk back.

18. It actually worked.

Sometimes, all you really need is to observe your child carefully when getting them to eat. You’ll eventually find the perfect hack, just like this mom.

19. Personalized chores

This actually makes sense if you are a kid. But now that you finally know, you may stop calling your chores “Ellies”.

20. Special nose medicine

Oops, someone’s getting unwanted criticisms for her special nose medicine! It’s just for allergies, you guys!

21. The suspects

It’s obvious who the real suspect is. It’s just amazing how she instantly comes up with a plan to veer away from her Dad’s anger!

22. A mind-blowing realization

I guess his kid is not as observant as he needs to be. Did he not really notice that he was playing with different people each match?

23. An attempt at hide-and-seek

Good attempt, kiddo. But, still not good enough.

24. A new and viral game

Kids will always find a way to play their favorite games. I just wish they thought of a different way than this.

25. A childhood story to tell

Can you imagine his Mom’s face when he shouted? She must have been so horrified!

26. A sweet deal

Apparently, some kids will give up everything for Oreos. That’s not how you strike a deal, kiddo!

27. “Sunscream”

Moms have a lot of tricks up their sleeve when trying to get their kids to follow them. This is one genius trick and I’m so going to try this, too!

28. Mashed potatoes

This 12-year-old was almost convinced that his Mom is a really strong person. Now, he’s more convince of his ignorance all because of mashed potatoes.

29. A terrible liar

They say kids are so innocent they cannot lie. This Dad just proved that.

30. Trying to prove a point

There’s nothing wrong about trying to prove a point. Just as long as you don’t ingest pennies and sim keys when you explain.

31. Figures!

Age is just a number. And yes, it applies in this case.

32. Traded his imagination

Kids don’t know the tricks of the trade yet. Because why in the world would they consider trading imagination a real thing?

33. He was absolutely terrified

Uncles can be cool, but they can sometimes be mean. Just look at how this kid cried! He’s so terrified of living his whole life with hair as ugly as that!

34. For the bears

There’s nothing wrong about saving food for animals that might visit your home. Well, just make sure those animals don’t include bears.

35. Every single time.

Having a toddler in the house means not having total control of the situation. So, are you still planning to have children?

36. Childhood ruined

This guy must have bragged about his chance encounter with no less than the King of Pop during his childhood years. But after he found this picture of them, he simply could not believe that everything was a big lie.

37. He’s quite the artist

Some kids show an affinity and clear talent for the arts at a very young age. This kid is not one of those kids.

38. Ordered fart on Amazon

Parents should always be careful when leaving your smartphones open around children. You’ll never know the next time they order fart from your Amazon app!

39. Who loses a cello?

It’s quite understandable if you lose a small instrument like a harmonica or maybe a flute. But, to lose a cello? That’s definitely a feat.

40. Playing hangman

Apparently, there are kids who can’t tell numbers apart from letters. Just hang tight. They will eventually get there.

41. The moment he knew

Some childhood moments really help parents in predicting their kids future selves. This guy’s story is one of those moments.

42. Trying to trick Mom

Well, their effort was commendable. But still, Mom knows all of their tricks.

43. We know you’re lying

Here’s another hack to help parents when to know if their little ones are lying. This one looks promising and I might try it on my own kid!

44. Even Draino can’t handle that

You’ll never know what you’ll find inside a clogged drain. You just have to prepare yourself for the worst, especially if you have a toddler at home.

45. Looking back

Childhood journals are the best ways to know who you used to be as a child. Most of the time, the stories are quite embarrassing but still, going down memory lane is still worth the while!

46. A waste of cash

Parents will do everything, buy everything for their children. This child just got a $150 pool, but look where he wants to cool down: in a freaking paint bucket full of water!

47. A child’s priorities

Yes, he has some weird priorities going on. But, who are we to judge right?

48. All for the love of pudding

Well, to make the long story short, he did not get any pudding. Poor kid.

49. Dirty glasses

If somthing is dirty, better throw it out. But that’s not something you should do to a pair of $400 eyeglasses! Unfortunately, this kid did the unthinkable and now, the $400 glasses are gone.

50. When you are trying to do the impossible

This is sad, but at least the question came from a child. It makes the question innocent. But if it came from an adult, the effect would be so much worse.

51. Why?

The world is a huge bedroom for little kids. They can take a nap anywhere whenever they need to so watch out!

52. Crying for an unusual reason

Some toddlers cry for the weirdest reasons. This little girl is so frustrated at her mom. Why? because she won’t let her drink the deadly chemicals underneath the sink!

53. The microwave incident

Here’s a story that’s totally epic any kid won’t forget it easily! I bet he was telling this anecdote whenever he hears the word “microwave”. I mean, I would!

54. A champion at hide-and-seek

Hide-and-seek is a pretty straightforward game. However, this young fella decided to hide in an open box and just next to “it”. Somebody needs to tell him hide-and-seek is not supposed to be played that way.

55. The perfect moment to throw a fit

It’s not everyday that the President of the United States decides to meet with your family. But, if you have a toddler, this is no extraordinary day and might just be the perfect moment to throw a tantrum!

56. End of the world

Children do think in a simple manner. Science won’t matter when you are just a kid and that’s the reason why some children are not so brave when trying new things.

57. A fiery experience

Someone’s brother set fire to his wooden climbing frame. This is exactly the reason why you should never let the kids out of your sight.

58. Poor wall

A little boy did not get to play on the Xbox for six hours so he took it on the wall and kicked it. He kicked so hard and did not stop until this hole appeared. Oh, the poor innocent wall.

59. Who are you trying to fool?

This boy tried to claim that this “girl” is his prom date. Who are you trying to fool, kiddo? You’re not even in high school yet!

60. Just No.

Hermom would never let her play with her drink using her bare hand. And that’s why she’s sulking.

61. The mighty controller

Kids love to copy what adults do. This little girl saw her Daddy controlling the TV with the remote and now, she’s thinking she controls Paw Patrol with that game console.

62. Believing anything they hear

Children believe anything an adult says. Just be careful with everything that you say around them, okay?

63. When kids talk

Most of the time, kids say something when they mean an entirely different thing. It’s like they have their own vocabulary wherein all the words are mixed up!

64. The horrors of playing with kinetic sand

Kinetic sand is a great source of entertainment for children. It can even prompt them to be creative. However, it’s still better to watch over them as they play with it because sometimes, this happens.

65. Tentacles

Someone’s 4-year-old joined “Build-A-Bear” and made a stuffed toy bear all by herself. The only weird thing about this story is that he named the bear Tentacles and he absolutely refuses to change it.

66. Still acts like a child

Some kids never grow up. Do you know what I mean?

67. Geography and this kid

Yes, this little girls is not be correct in her Geography trivia. But her seriousness and conviction totally made everyone believe her at the moment!

68. A rough day

Accidents can happen to little kids because they don’t have a clear grasp of the injury that they might sustain if they don’t practice safety. This kid has had a rough day just because he tried to be Superman. At least, he’s all better now.

69. When kids see art

When kids draw, it is sometimes funny to ask for an explanation of their artwork. Their response may be adorable, but there is also a chance that they’ll say “it’s a pig that looks like you” so beware.

70. Everything needs to be covered

Dancing is not just moving to the beat. It’s also about the story behind the song you are dancing too. This kid took it to another level because he refused to paint just one wall when the song clearly says “building a house”!

71. Kids meet turtles

Turtles are simple yet fascinating creatures. Their shell is their most notable feature and kids find their ability to hide inside it absolutely incredible!

72. A proud Fater

You know what, don’t mind the spelling. It’s the thought that counts,right?

73. The world is a writing pad

Kids love to write everywhere. And when I say “everywhere”, I really mean everywhere, even the back your car’s headrest!

74. This is worrisome

This is an 8-year-old’s shopping list. And yes Mom, you probably should not take this lightly.

75. Oh, Mrs. Edwards

I,m pretty sure this kid is only fond of poor Mrs. Edwards. But doing “Meths” with her is not exactly something parents want to see in their kids’ notes.

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They can be loveable and charming, but aside from their cuteness, kids can be quite hilarious, too. Take time and observe them properly, they might just say or do the funniest things that you can capture and share in the world when they grow up! Their endless curiosity and questions are quite entertaining and with patience, you’ll see that kids are undeniably bundles of joy that will keep you smiling for the rest of your day.

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