Parenting is a crazy game. Crazy fun! Well, it depends on what your definition of fun is.
And probably your temperament. Because if you’re a parent, you’re going to have to know how to laugh. Even when sh*t hits the fan.
Because it will at some point. Sometimes in a hilarious fashion, sometimes not. Either way, it’s best to laugh.
Here are 75 tweets about kids that show parenting is hilariously fun:
You find all sorts of exciting things in the laundry when you’re a parent. Take this shovel for example. Her kid wanted to make sure it was cleaned.
This kid is either serious or smart ass. I have a feeling he’s serious. And I pity his mother who now has a permentenly screaming child.
Kids are so weird. And I love it. Look at those cute little sock hands.
I would love to see daddy’s face when he gets this card. It probably looks a lot like the face written on the card. It’s the thought that counts.
Moms get involuntary skin adornments. Like stamps and pen marks. It doesn’t look like a fish at all.
This little boy sure does love his ketchup. Like, really loves ketchup. Look at the way he’s looking at that ketchup!
This is what a tantrum looks like. One at the supermarket. Underneath some bread.
Not all girls want to be princesses. Some girls want to be hot dogs. Some want to be both. She’s Princess Hot Dog.
This is what potty training looks like. This just shows how kids got it made. They could pee anywhere they want while eating snacks.
This kid is pissed. And he wants this lady to know it. I wonder if his mom knows he’s guilt tripping other passengers.
Here we have an artist in the making. Too bad she had to destroy those walls in the process. Maybe it’s just apart of her process.
This girl wanted to make sure her daddy had a happy birthday. So she reminded him how close he was to death. He doesn’t look so happy about it in these photos.
13) Sparklers and Fireworks
Someone is going to lose a finger here. Or burn up a leg. Dad has already planned for everyone’s demise.
This kid likes to play with an outdoor owl used to scare other animals from coming near your home or other outdoor areas. It’s her best friend. She even sleeps with it.
These kids had a lot of choices in front of them. Too many choices. Two hours worth of choices.
This is why you can trust your kids. Because they do stupid things like paint your dogs’ nails. She looks so pretty!
Kids always want to play on their parents’ phone. I’m convinced it’s because they know their parents don’t want them to touch it. This is the result.
Elsa reigns supreme. She is stronger than the Empire. She just murdered a bunch of stormtroopers.
Kids always want to help with dinner. Or at least that’s what they say. They usually end up hurting more than they’re helping.
This little girl is mad. And her dad has no idea why. He isn’t going to find out either.
Parents can’t take their eyes off their little ones. Even for a minute. You might find your child using ice cream cone boxes as building blocks.
Look at this sweet little boy. That baby on the package looks exactly like him. He’s just wants to hug himself.
They are celebrating this boys first birthday. That their chilling a bottle. A bottle of Similac.
This little girl is having a secret conversation with a vent. Now sure what she and her dad are talking about. Her dad is becoming concerned.
This is what 5-year-old art looks like. It’s scary. And kinda gross. While also being adorable.
This is freaking hilarious. And so diabolical. Definitely something a passive aggressive monster would do.
Here we have an ode to French fries. A beautiful display of one’s love for the fry. This is truly amazing.
This person feels like they are about to be under attack. Dad has a sneaking suspicion that something isn’t right here. Is this a trap?
Frosted Flakes even get spilled on vacation. Spilled Frosted Flakes are just a fact of life. No matter where you go.
Oh this poor child. That is so gross. And also hilarious.
This is how 4-year-olds eat pizza. Without any rhyme or reason. Just total pizza chaos.
When you’re the parent, you’re no longer the star of your fairy tale. Your kid is. You’re just the beast or the fat sea witch.
Taking pictures of children is difficult. It’s hard to get them to all smile at once. This was the best that could be done.
I mean, taxes have probably paid for someone’s prostitute at some point in history. But this kid probably doesn’t know that. I wonder what she was trying to show.
Moms have to be both Mary Poppins and Batman. It’s how to get the job done. You have to be both sweet and firm.
This kid is ahead of her time. She’s already outsourcing her work. Or at least the work she doesn’t want to do.
This is quite impressive. This little kid saw something they wanted and they went after it. Good for you kid.
This is a perfect example of how kids will fight over anything. Even fictional phone services. You can all call… you can all call.
This kid already knows where babies come from. She just didn’t hear about the birds and the bees. She didn’t know that animals do it too.
Not sure this kid understands hide and go seek. Mostly the part about hiding. And how you have to be hidden.
This child is now obligated to watch
Frozen forever. Well, at least until college. She shouldn’t have pushed that $19.99 download.
Kids love asking questions. It’s their favorite thing to do. And they come up with some pretty weird ones.
I wonder what dad did to deserve this. To have such a hateful message scrawled in soap. Now the whole family knows what he did.
If you’re a dad with small children, you probably regularly hit up the beauty salon. Not a regular beauty salon. The 5-year-old beauty salon.
This kid wants to go outside. He must be punished, because mom said no. He will not give up until he’s outside or his family is broken.
This little girl got to wear her favorite outfit today. Her favorite outfit is cupcake. She dressed herself.
Does this kid know the nefarious move he just pulled? I don’t think he does. But if he did, he’d be one devious child hitting people with those unwashed poop hands.
Here we have a serious hostage negotiation situation. It failed pretty hard. That’s gonna have to be a pretty hard trade. Good luck and Godspeed.
Sometimes you just know your kids are your kids. That DNA is strong. And adorable.
Siblings can find just about anything to fight about. It doesn’t matter what it is. They will fight about it.
This is so clever. How adorable. What a fun day!
This little kid isn’t so good at writing yet. Well, at least with blocks. It looks like it says “penis” instead of “pants.”
This kid is too young to be fed up with life. I mean, he’s had a rough few minutes. He just shot through a dark scary tunnel and ended up in a strange cold, bright room with a bunch of people all in his face. And he’s not here for it.
54) Triangles vs. Squares
Some children are very particular about their sandwich shape. And if you get it wrong, God help you. You should take cover.
This is another mom trying to have five minutes of peace. And another child trying to destroy that. He thought the name drop would change that but he was wrong.
OMG, look at the look on this kid’s face. How was her mom not hysterically laughing. She probably was on the inside.
This kid is pretty smart. There are a lot of people who are doing this instead of getting married. Whatever works for you.
Having a nicely decorated house is rough when you have kids. They are good at destroying things. Or filling your house with their macaroni and milk carton art.
Kids are so sweet. And there’s no way dad could have broken that child’s enthusiasm. He won that carousel race fair and square.
Santa can do a lot of things. But I’m not sure this is one of them. I think she needs God for this one. Or some Dulcolax.
61) Scary Tree Christmas Card
I understand the nativity. But what is this scary tree all about? How is that Christmasy.
Kids’ backpacks can get real heavy. And filled with crap. It kinds of looks like this.
This is too funny. They must have heard about their grandparents or something going to the casino. Mom might have some explaining to do at Parents Night though.
Now that is a meal only a child would make. Cold pizza and candy corn. I’ll pass!
Not sure how you accidently unspool an entire roll. But don’t worry, he fixed it. If you can call that fixed.
There’s a lot of things going on in this little kid’s mind. There are letters. Some numbers. Some faces. Mom and scribbles.
67) People are a Prototype
Sometimes kids are just frightening. Like when they start using weird words with no explanation. What the heck does that mean?
I wonder how many times in a lifetime a parents say this to their kids. Probably thousands. This parent has a good point.
That’s exactly what look like happened. A bunch of babies got into a fight in a bar. Isn’t that kind of what a regular bar fight is like too?
This mom might as well get used to it. Because that’s what the future is going to hold. She knows it.
This little kid is starting her parenting early. She’s caging her little brother. He looks a little distressed.
A lot of damage can be done with a granola bar. You wouldn’t know this though. Unless you have children.
This is how all arguments should be solved. Calming down over a piece of cheese. Some kids are wise beyond their years.
If only being a grown up were as easy as touching some knives. There’s a lot more involved. But I would be concerned about this little kid’s determination to touch some knives.
This dad is planning his sweet revenge. For all the early morning wakeups and Target tantrums. It’s going to be sweet!
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