Anyone who’s raised children will know that they have a lot more layers to them than you’d think. Kids have the most interesting imaginations, and while they might look all cute and innocent on the outside, don’t let that fool you.
The great thing about kids is that they honestly don’t care what people think- but because of this, they can often end up doing or saying something which comes across as pretty bad. To prove our point, here are 75 hilarious pictures to show all the times kids got caught being evil.
1. He’s never smiling again
As a parent, you learn pretty soon that kids don’t particularly like to share. And when it comes to sharing food, you may as well consider your day ruined if you try to take a bite out of your child’s snack. This little boy’s parents paid the ultimate price when they managed to put him in the worst mood on none other than pictures day.
2. No words
High school kids will do anything to get out of doing work, no matter what it takes. As kids, it seemed perfectly okay (and pretty smart) to talk to their teacher about the war, knowing full-well that he had PTSD. It’s only when these kids became adults that they suddenly realized just how evil that was.
3. “I feel sorry for all of the parents with young children in these trying times”
Quarantine is a challenging time for the best of us, but we really feel for those who are living at home with their children 24/7, as well as trying to balance a full time job with the cooking, cleaning and other general life admin chores. Despite lockdown being a perfect chance to spend quality time with your little angels, trust us when we say it’s not all sunshine and rainbows.
4. “Yeah, I wouldn’t sleep great either. Why are kids so damn creepy?”
When your child hints at taking a piece of your finger, it’s probably time to call an exorcist. I mean, it’s creepy enough to wake up with your child petting your head. What exactly are they getting out of this?
5. I did it
While most children are scared of thunder storms, this little girl is quite the opposite. So much so, that she actually believes that she’s in charge of the weather. Is she just playing, or could she actually be telling the truth?
6. “Disembodied children’s voices coming from somewhere closely behind my house”
First up: what are some kids doing out at 10:15pm? That seems way past their bed time! Second off, that seems like the most inappropriate of times to play a game of hide and seek. Though admittedly, hiding in the dark would take the game up to a whole new level.
7. “I’m just wondering how long that bee has been under there.”
We have questions. Like, how did the girl find the bee? Did she kill it? Or did she just discover it laying out in the grass somewhere? Second, how long has it been decomposing in the Tupperware for? We think we’d opt out of playing this game…
8. Time’s almost up
When you’re a kid, you’re naïve to the possibility that one day you’ll become old yourself. To kids, old people are just grannies and grandads who have always and will always be old. Saying that, this picture probably wasn’t the most appropriate to send to a nursing home.
9. Children vs Corona
Without getting too political, we have ourselves questioned how children can possibly be expected to social distance at school, when it’s difficult enough to even get them to wash their hands after going to the bathroom. But did the hand licking, corona shouting thought ever cross our minds? Well now it has.
10. “I spent an entire week refinishing this table. I was finally done. I went inside to get a drink of water for 30 seconds and my toddler found the sand paper and did this.”
The great thing about kids is that they can ruin 1 week’s work in a grand total of 30 seconds. It’s like they do the exact opposite of what they know you want them to do. Deep breaths, it’s gonna be okay…
11. “Text exchange between my 7yr old sister & I. Recently lost my job due to covid. Lmao”
Kids are always guaranteed to tell it like it is, and this little girl had no problem pointing out the fact that her older sister is now unemployed. Isn’t it great to be reminded of your life’s struggles by little kids? They know how to hit you where it hurts.
12. “Not sure what Spider-Man did exactly but he’s been hanging there for the last few days and both my kids are playing around him as if nothing’s going on…”
When people are bad, they have to be punished- and the same goes for toys. This mom was wise enough to not ask her kids the reason why Spider Man is now hung from a crane. Sometimes, it’s better not to know.
13. “Can’t find your switch remote? It must be somewhere reasonable like inside your kids ukulele.”
A ukulele isn’t exactly the first place we’d look if something went missing, but with kids, you have to expect the unexpected. Putting it in wasn’t the problem, but retrieving it is going to be difficult. And this child definitely knew that.
14. Moving on…
This is by far the creepiest picture we’ve seen today. What on earth would possess a child to take the face off a doll? We cannot un-see this picture. Thanks for the nightmares…
15. He’s got a point…
According to this child, the poster is pretty near the age of impending death. But knowing kids and their interesting estimates of people’s ages, the OP is probably only in their twenties or thirties. Charming.
It might be the empath in us, but we can’t help feeling sorry for the stepmom in this situation. She clearly wants to be a great stepmom (hence why she’s added herself to a pretty niche Facebook group) but despite raising her stepson for over 12 years, he still pretty much hates her guts. Kids can be brutal sometimes.
17. “My daughter is so evil, what kind of a 2 year old licks the center of remaining Oreos and leaves the cookie.”
In all honesty, this sounds like something we would have done as a child. Everyone knows that the middle part of an Oreo is the best part, and this kid wasn’t interested in eating the boring bits. We would be so disappointed if this is how we found our cookies.
18. He landed his dad in it.
When you’re in on dad’s Burger King secret, then what better way to out him than in a piece of school work? Now not only does mommy know about the secret fast food stops, but so does the teacher. How’s daddy going to get out of this one?
19. “This asshole kid who ages 20 years in the last panel”
There’s nothing worse than a Subway seat hogger- and no matter what your age, karma will come out to get you. We think that having his legs sat on by a stranger was probably enough to teach this kid that in the future, it’s probably better to just take your legs down in the first place. His facial expression is priceless.
20. “My mom posted this on Facebook when I was around 5 years old. She took me to Disney on Ice after she came back from Air Force Basic Training and I cried because she wouldn’t buy me toys and cotton candy.”
Despite being at Disney on Ice with his mom (after not seeing her for what was probably a long time), that alone still isn’t enough for this kid. He wants toys and cotton candy, and if he doesn’t get them, you better believe he’s going to kick up a fuss.
21. $2,800 on Vbucks
We’re so out of tune with the kids that we’ll admit that we had to actually search what a Vbuck was. Now that we’ve learnt that it’s something on the game Fortnite, we can express our absolute horror that this kid spent $2,800 of his dad’s money on a game. Now this is a worthy cause for sure.
22. “My little cousin added me to a chat with a bunch of nine year olds and they asked for a photo of me and then proceeded to tell me I look like this.”
Ah, there’s nothing better than being bullied by a bunch of kids half your age. Since when did 9 year olds get so mean? It’s all character building, that’s all.
23. Lying about a brain tumor. For virtual internet points.
We read this kid’s dramatic extract twice, but we still don’t see the whole point behind it. Did he want money? Sympathy? Friends? This kid needs a good, healthy dose of karma.
24. “So my brother decided to take his anger out on something of mine…”
It’s alright, you only spent nine goddam days putting this thing together, and now, through no fault of your own, it’s lying on the floor in pieces. We like to think of ourselves as mature adults, but if our brother ruined our hard work like that, he’d be in deep trouble.
25. Good job, kid
We don’t know if this kid is evil, or a pure genius. His parents knew all along that taking their son to church would have its benefits- though they weren’t quite banking on this happening. This kid potentially saved his own life.
26. They need to rethink their business model
These kids decided that they had to use more than one type of sales approach- and this is plan B: harassment. Though of course, the threats were totally anonymous. How dare this person not buy the crafts that were so kindly presented to them?
27. “Finding gems in my husband’s childhood journal…”
Let’s be real, assemblies can often be a snooze-fest, especially when you’re a child with a relatively short attention span. Besides, watching people fall over is one of those human moments where we have to act concerned on the outside, but on the inside we’re having a secret giggle. It’s just too funny.
28. He played dirty
We have to give it to this kid: that’s a smart move. Though there’s always the worry of his plan backfiring. When he ends up with mushy peas on toast instead of beans, it will be his mom who’s laughing.
29. “I bit my older brother again, therefore I am crying my eyes out!”
This picture perfectly sums up what a day in the life of a toddler is like. Toddler does something naughty- toddler cries. Toddler picks a fight with older brother- toddler cries. They don’t call it the terrible twos for nothing.
30. “You’re going to have a younger brother, they said. It’s going to be fun, they said.”
We bet this big sister was initially thrilled to hear that she would be getting a younger brother. But we’re guessing it was about now that she found herself longing for a sister instead. Oh, how things would be different. There would be hair braiding and nail polish, and not a single cushion-punch in sight.
31. “My 8 year old is a jerk and almost made me burn my house down.”
We have to admit, this is a pretty great prank. So great, in fact, that we fell for it too! If we saw something like that in our lamp, we wouldn’t be able to go anywhere near it.
32. “Bet her dad works for the government”
We don’t know quite what is going on here, but one thing’s clear: the teddy is in for it. This little girl is getting sick and tired of his bad behaviour, and she wants to teach him a lesson once and for all.
33. Just no
There are some times in your life where your child will do something so disgusting, that you experience what’s got to be similar to an outer-body experience. This moment has got to be one of them. Didn’t they smell it?
34. “Two days of quarantine and my 2 year old mauled my 5 year old.”
Here’s another family that demonstrate just how crucial this quality time is during the COVID lockdown. There’s nothing like a great sibling bonding moment, and we’re sure mom and dad love nothing more than leaving their laptop for the third time in a row to break up yet another fight.
35. The worst time of the year to be a ginger
With red hair considered as beautiful in this day and age, the ‘pick on a ginger’ trend is something which should have been left behind way back in the noughties. As a redhead, there’s nothing less amusing than being singled out for the color of your hair, as this boy knows all too well. Get another joke, kid.
36. “This anonymous note left in my 3rd grade yearbook.”
We don’t know what’s worse- the brutal honesty of this piece of text, or the fact that it was written in someone’s yearbook. You know, what they’re meant to look back on with happy memories. We’re almost certain that this anonymous kid is now a social media troll.
37. Now that’s what I call savage
When you’re a child, the world is very black and white. You’re taught right from wrong at a very young age, and this little kindergartner quite rightly was aware that if you see someone breaking the rules, you have to take appropriate action to make sure they’re punished. Poor dad.
38. Pure, brutal honesty
This guy was feeling pretty confident in himself after being hit on by a girl- but one little kid was determined to ruin the moment for him. We’re not sure why this kid decided to target a random stranger, but he sure didn’t hold back. Way to knock someone’s self esteem, kid.
39. Caught in the act
“We found my wife’s phone in the toilet yesterday. We weren’t sure which of our three kids put it there…….until my wife scrolled through her pictures today.” Guilty as charged!
40. She’s going far
At first, we thought that this kid was simply trying to draw the intricate pattern on the back of the man in front’s shirt. But then we realized that her drawing was actually the devil. And then we realized just exactly what kind of building she’s sitting in. Oh dear…