One of the biggest responsibilities of every parent is ensuring that your kids eat the right things to grow up happy and healthy, trying to control their intake of sweet treats and fatty snacks while making sure they eat enough fruits and veggies too.

But most kids don’t make it easy! They can be super picky eaters, randomly deciding that green potato chips are poisonous or broccoli comes from space. They really will come up with any crazy excuse to not eat something, and one mom named Heather decided to set up an Instagram account called “My Kid Can’t Eat This“.

Originally, Heather made the account to share stories of her own kids’ random refusals to eat certain foods, and then she started inviting other parents to share their stories too, reposting the funniest ones on the official page.

Some of the excuses these kids gave are simply ridiculous, others are utterly bizarre, and they’re all very funny, so we’ve gathered together 75 examples to share with you. Enjoy!