And while everyone thinks their baby is beautiful, some parents can admit that their kids look just a little bit like Winston Churchill as well.
Whether they’re just born or tired of the world after just a few days or months, these 50 babies look like they’ve already seen it all. And they’re not happy about it.
Get off their lawn!
1. He’s seen it all
He looks pretty disappointed in all of us. If only we could act like people did in the good old days.
My son. Birth certificate says 1 week, but the forehead wrinkles say your 80-year-old grandfather who looks vaguely like a bulldog and falls asleep in his recliner while chewing on a stogie. from r/oldbabies
2. Do not disturb
It’s like he knows what’s awaiting him out there and he liked it better before he had to hang out with other humans.
3. Gramps
We can just picture him say “what’ll ya have?” as he wipes down the bar in front of us.
4. She saw it coming
And she was right. She deserves to be annoyed.
5. She sees right through you
And it looks like she knows someone’s lying to her.
6. 3 faces, all angry
Either that or he’s always going to say “back in my day…” before he tells stories about not being able to go anywhere the year he was born.
7. So precious
Either way, they were spot on.
You don’t have to be a cute baby to grow into an attractive adult.
New to reddit and found this thread… had the perfect picture from when my son was two weeks old 😂 from r/oldbabies
8. Nailed it
This little guy definitely resembles that latter.
Or mayby Wallace Shawn looks like a baby.
9. What are you looking at?
We have no doubt she’s going to grow into that face, but for now it looks hilarious on a baby.
10. Family resemblance
We see the resemblance though!
My daughter and her great-great-grandmother. I think that the resemblance is quite uncanny 😁 from r/oldbabies
11. Weary
Either way, it looks like it’s time for little grandpa to take a nap.
12. An hour is long enough
And let’s face it, babies go through a lot in their first hour. No wonder he’s already learned the art of the dirty look.
13. Inconceivable!
How about an all baby reenactment of The Princess Bride? We’d watch it.
14. What is this place?
Just like a little old man he thinks everything is too bright and loud.
Fresh from the oven and baby already wants you off her lawn. And to turn down that dang rock music! from r/oldbabies
15. Get off my lawn!
He looks like he’s ready to go back to his rocking chair and yell at the neighborhood kids for being too loud.
16. Take me back to my card game
Take him back, he’s had enough.
Exactly from r/oldbabies
17. Lemme tell you a story
Good thing he can’t talk yet.
18. It’s in the attire
We didn’t even know they made baby cardigans but we approve!
You come into my house on the day of my birth and you ask me to do murder for money. from r/oldbabies
19. Too cute
Sometimes babies lose hair after birth and lose it in ways that looks a little silly, but it grows back.
20. Bernie Sanders as a baby
Then again, plenty of people pay big bucks to get that color in their 20s and 30s!
21. Cranky baby
Back in his day, people used to talk to each other in person.
22. Combover style
A friend lovingly shared this pic with Reddit – we assume she got permission first.
Nothing like a come over blowing in the wind. My bestie back when she was a tiny granddaddy. from r/oldbabies
23. Viral crankiness
But with a face like that, how can you not?
We just hope this angry little baby grew up to be a bit happier. At least they’ll have a fun story to share with the grandkids someday!
24. Baby Pope
In any case, he’s got a serious case of old man face going on. And yet somehow he’s still cute.
25. That face!
The jowels are pretty epic too.
26. Jowls for days
Isn’t this a perfect pic though? Too funny.
27. Jaded
Or maybe we can just go with “old soul.”
28. Getting bathed
How is that fair?!
29. What are you lookin’ at?
But wait until he grows up and finds out he looked like Vin Diesel as a baby. That’ll be a nice surprise!
30. Not pleased
That pout is just too much.
31. You’d be mad too
And you’d be throwing the stink eye too if someone just took you from your home and introduced you to this world.
32. This little guy
But someday he’ll grow up to realize he had a real Bernie Sanders vibe going on as a newborn.
33. Already over it
It’s not a criticism, just a funny note. And it’s good to have a sense of humor about it.
34. This place sucks
Can’t say we blame her.
35. Hello, old girl
We love it.
Today, despite the horrendous events of 2020, the best moment of my life happened – the birth of my daughter. Reddit, please meet Evie. from r/oldbabies
36. Little old baby
Her fiance got quite a funny surprise when he saw this baby photo for the first time.
37. Buzzed baby
Ah, traditions.
My son at just about a month old looking like your 45 year old uncle Dave after a few beers from r/oldbabies
38. You done yet?
We’re totally down with her attitude, which is wise beyond her years.
39. Disgruntled
How could you look down at that wrinkly little face and not fall in love?
40. Where’s my money
Because that’s what we would infer from the look on his face.
41. Tiny gramps
He sure is a cutie but he looks like he inhereted an 80-year-old’s skepticism about the world.
42. Pensive
But those forehead wrinkles are really stealing the show here.
43. Wrinkles for days
That droopy face make him look about 90 years old.
44. Thinking about that 401K
Because it sure looks like it.
And, to be fair, we’re not really sure what babies think about.
My best friends son always looks like he’s wondering if retirement can come any faster. (I have permission to post) from r/oldbabies
45. Sleepy little guy
But when he finally gets to be as old as he looks, he’ll sure learn to apprecaite naps!
46. All in the forehead
It’s just one of the little details that makes babies look like old folks.
47. Proof
48. Taking grandpa to church
And he looks like he enjoys it!
49. Who’s there?!
And just look at that hair – it’s magnificent!
50. The ultimate face
She’s seen some things, she’s angry about them, and she’s not going to smile for your stinkin’ picture.
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