When you are a new parent, you want to capture your baby’s every move on camera. That’s why parents are always booking photo shoots for their babies. Most of the time, they end up with great photos; other times, their kiddos don’t want to cooperate.
A lot of children scream during photos or won’t wear their cute hats or the right shoes. However, some take things to the next level. They don’t just make the photo shoot difficult; they make the pictures a little strange, as well.
No parent will tell you that a photo of their child is bad. They don’t care if they catch that kid in mid-sneeze; they love it. Most of the parents in these photos feel the same way. Even when their babies have pooped or puked all over them, they want the photographer to keep snapping photos.
When you see these photos, you will wonder how the family continued on with the shoot. They might also make you wonder where people put these kinds of photos and why they even buy them. Once you are a parent, you will understand.
1. He Doesn’t See It
So, this dad has no idea that his child is pooping all over him. The camera caught it and even his other child sees it. Dad is just completely oblivious and is still doing the perfect smile for the camera. At least they have this picture to look back and laugh on for years to come.
This little guy isn’t even old enough to know what’s going on. All he knows is that he is comfortable in his parent’s arms and needs to let go. Good thing the photographer was there to capture such a special moment for this family. That baby is cute no matter what.
This young couple is just getting started, and poor Dad is already getting puked on. It’s one thing to get puke on your shoulder, but it’s another to get it on your head. The mom can’t even handle it. It might be a gross photo, but it’s a funny one.
Being a parent means a lot of awkward moments. This mom was lucky enough to catch one of hers on camera. Is she sneezing? Is she about to drop the baby? Is the baby trying to rip the necklace off her neck? Who knows, but it’s funny.
Being the older sibling means you have to take a lot of crap. In this case, this girl has to take a lot of puke, too. She might be smiling now, but she won’t be when she sees the picture or gets up and watches the puke drop off her. This is why siblings fight.
There’s nothing like a nice day at the beach with the family. Dad tosses the kids on his shoulders for a walk down the beach, and Mom takes photos. I bet Dad is wishing he would have been the one with the camera instead of the one with poop down his back.
This hip young dad really wants a good photo with his newborn. He looks pretty cool in that black shirt and with that trendy hairstyle. The only thing that is off is the poop on his shirt. That’s what happens when you try to photograph newborns.
What do you do when your baby has no diaper and starts to pee? You panic and freeze, of course. If you are a photographer, you snap a photo. These parents are getting wet hands, but this baby is peeing all over his own face. What a moment to capture.
This baby didn’t want a photo with his dad’s hairy belly behind him. He tried his best to stop it. He even pooped on him. That wasn’t enough, though. Now, they have a photo that is awkward and gross. Parenting is fun.
This photo is a pretty good example of what life is like in most households. The child is misbehaving, the mother is embarrassed, and the dad is laughing in the background. To be fair, this little guy doesn’t even know what’s happening. Dad seems to be proud of him, though.
You may be wondering why these parents are making these faces. Everything appears to be normal. What you can’t see is the pee that is now in the dad’s hands. Who wouldn’t make this face with a handful of pee?
This photographer was quick enough to capture this dad’s reaction as soon as he realized what had happened. Mom still doesn’t have a clue; she is just smiling and hoping for some good photos. Dad has to deal with a poopy shirt.
This dad is smiling because he thinks he is getting the perfect photo with his baby. He has no idea that his baby is pooping all over his stomach as he poses. He probably wouldn’t be smiling if he knew what had just happened.
Does it really matter what color shirt you wear for your photos when your child is just going to poop on it? This dad is getting a taste of parenthood, and he has just started. At least the baby looks cute. Maybe they can just crop Dad out of the photo.
One minute you are holding your adorable baby and taking a photo, and the next, you are holding your adorable baby with poop on your arm. The baby didn’t know any better, but these parents should have. Just put a diaper on Junior.
These parents are awfully happy considering their child is pooping everywhere. Dad is just holding her with a big smile, and Mom is cupping all the poo that comes out. It’s amazing they are still smiling in this photo.
The expressions on this dad’s face are amazing. He goes from loving to surprised and then back to loving again. Sometimes, when you are a parent, you just have to accept that your kid is going to do things like this. Nobody wants a photo of it, though.
This dad is in a bad situation. If he gets up, he has to feel the poop drip down his back. If he just lies there, it will just stay puddled right there. Hopefully, someone was willing to grab the baby and wipe off Dad’s back for some new photos.
This baby is just giving back to his mom. She just fed him and did her part, but now, he wants to share. She should have known better than to put a newborn near her face after a feeding. Nothing good can come from it.
This dad knows that there is nothing he can do to save this photo. All he can do is let the baby finish and laugh it off. At least he has a good smile and they are both photogenic. This one needs to go in the scrapbook.
This baby is so cute and has such bright eyes that you almost don’t notice the stream of pee in the air. Her parents and the photographer noticed it, though. Sometimes, you just can’t help it. You just have to finish and move on.
A dark-colored shirt may have seemed like the right choice for a photo shoot, but this baby made sure she marked it up. She wanted to add a little color to the photo. Too bad that color is poop yellow.
This baby might have two moms, but even they can’t stop him from pooping everywhere. They are trying their best, but it’s coming out no matter what. That face the one mom is making is one a lot of parents are familiar with.
This little cutie is peeing all over himself, but that’s not enough to wake him up. His parents probably have this photo displayed on their wall. Even the pee stream isn’t enough to take away from how cute this little guy is.
This photo looks pretty normal until you look at the ground. The woman is laughing because he daughter has just peed all over her feet. You can’t tell in the photo, but she can definitely feel it.
You would think that parents would stop posing their babies this way. They never seem to work out. There is something about this pose that relaxes babies and makes them pee everywhere. This baby is no exception.
This baby knows that his spit is about to come back and hit him in the face. He’s mentally preparing for it. His dad knows it, too. They are both just staring at each other and waiting for it to happen. Luckily, the photographer was fast.
There are certain things you don’t want to happen during a photo shoot with your baby, and this is one of them. It still beats being pooped on, though. That baby must feel better after puking because she has a cute little smile on her face.
This baby is just trying to get his dad back for taking photos in front of a Crown Royal chair. It’s not exactly the best background for a family photo. Dad is clueless, though, and just smiles right through it. Too much alcohol, maybe?
This baby was so startled by the flash of the camera that he just had to pee. He was hoping if he stayed really still, they wouldn’t notice. The camera sees everything, though.
Either this baby has gas or one of his parents do. He can either smell someone else’s fart or is working up a good poop. His parents don’t have any clue that their baby is cross-eyed. They will figure it out when they get the photo prints.
This dad is taking a pee stream to the face, and it looks like he is thinking about dropping the baby. It’s hard to hold a baby and just get peed on, but it’s part of parenthood. He will probably be peed on many more times in his life.
Babies don’t know when they are peeing on their parents. This little guy doesn’t even know he is peeing on himself. Nothing like a photo of your child peeing in his own mouth. Such a beautiful shot.
Everyone else in this photo looks great, and they are all posed nicely. At first glance, it looks like a nice family photo. Then, you see the crying baby in the corner. Couldn’t they just edit him out?
Mom trusted Dad to take their son to get his photos. Things didn’t go so well for either of them. They both came back like this. Wait until Mom sees the photos she paid so much for. What a rough photo shoot.
35 Newborn Babies Who Ruined Their Parents' Photoshoots In Hilarious Fashion
Cedric Jackson
10.30.18
When you are a new parent, you want to capture your baby’s every move on camera. That’s why parents are always booking photo shoots for their babies. Most of the time, they end up with great photos; other times, their kiddos don’t want to cooperate.
A lot of children scream during photos or won’t wear their cute hats or the right shoes. However, some take things to the next level. They don’t just make the photo shoot difficult; they make the pictures a little strange, as well.
No parent will tell you that a photo of their child is bad. They don’t care if they catch that kid in mid-sneeze; they love it. Most of the parents in these photos feel the same way. Even when their babies have pooped or puked all over them, they want the photographer to keep snapping photos.
When you see these photos, you will wonder how the family continued on with the shoot. They might also make you wonder where people put these kinds of photos and why they even buy them. Once you are a parent, you will understand.
