Most parents expect their newborns to look like newborns. However, when these infants popped out, many of them appeared as though they had already been around for decades.
For some of them, it’s because of their hairdos. For others, it’s their serious expressions that make them appear to be really mature.
However, the one unifying factor is that all of these adorable babies look way older than they should. They might be young in theory, but when you meet them in person, you could easily mistake them for adults.
This baby was born with the hairline of a middle-aged man. The sides of his head were covered in hair, however, the top grew in much slower. Based on the photo, we would guess his age to be about 50.
Here we have a baby that could easily be a future mob boss. He has the look of wry amusement down perfectly. No one is going to mess with him when he grows up.
Someone should get this man a case of beer to enjoy. When he was younger, he was satisfied with a nice chocolate milk. However, at his current advanced age, he needs the strong stuff to unwind.
The judgment on this baby’s face is obvious. His disapproving look is enough to make any parent feel uncomfortable. He knows exactly what you are thinking and he doesn’t like it.
Some babies have all sorts of expectations for what the world is going to be like. When they actually see it for the first time, they are disappointed. Being in Mom’s belly was much more comfortable and relaxing.
The baby in this photo actually looks older than the mom. Somehow, the two of them managed to get their roles swapped. It’s a pretty hilarious juxtaposition.
This baby looks the oldest when he gets upset. His anger causes him to twist his face into all sorts of weird positions. The angrier he gets, the more everyone else laughs at him.
Not everyone enjoys being born into the world. Some babies just aren’t very amused by the ordeal. As you can tell by the dark circles under his eyes and flushed face, he has been having nightmares about it for months now.
This little girl is only 3-weeks-old. Her photo almost fooled us though. She could easily pass for an 80-year-old grandma.
You think you are a tough guy? Well, we’d like to see you take on this baby. He is a force to be reckoned with and not afraid to tell it how it is.
The baby in this photo is best described as a middle-aged Irish man. That’s the most accurate description of his appearance that we can think of. He looks like he could chug a mug of Guinness at any moment.
Dressing up in nice clothes can often add a year or two onto your age. For example, this baby looks like she is ready to head into the office. We had no idea that they made business attire for toddlers.
It’s really frustrating waiting on other people to serve you breakfast, especially when you feel like an adult already. It’s something that this man understands all too well. Despite his appearance, he doesn’t have cooking privileges yet. He still has to rely on his parents for everything.
This baby can’t even hold her head up on her own. Yet, she still appears pretty intimidating to us. If her parents try and tell her what to do, there is a good chance that she is filing a complaint with the authorities.
The photo isn’t exactly very high quality. However, it’s good enough to tell that this is not a baby we are looking at. That much is certain.
This baby has seen it all. He’s been through a lot in his days and it has really aged him. All of that stress adds up over time.
Here we have a baby with a receding hairline, wrinkles, and a grimace on his face. He has all the hallmarks of being an old man. However, for some reason, everyone still treats him like a child.
“At 2 days old, my daughter has perfected the ‘are they using my driveway to turn around?’ look,” jokes the mom. It’s a pretty accurate description. The daughter is a future angry old lady in the making.
Don’t let the costume fool you. It’s actually a grown man hiding underneath the lion outfit. He thought that it might make him look younger, but sadly, it didn’t really work.
This grandma would love it if you would come over to her home to say hello. She doesn’t get a lot of visitors. At her age, most of her friends and family have long since moved away.
Here we have one of the most sophisticated babies that we have ever seen. He has the suit, the bow tie, and even the hairline. Among the elders in his neighborhood, he blends right in.
This baby is a businessman at heart. He hasn’t had the time to prove it to the world yet, but he is very sure of himself. One day, he is going to be a big success.
She might have a little dinosaur on her shirt, but that doesn’t mean she is immature. She just likes wearing clothes that make her feel young. She dresses how she feels on the inside.
He might have a full head of hair, but he is still showing his age. His wrinkles are really defined these days. They are a result of a lifetime of worrying.
As you can tell by the hands of the baby, she is basically a grandma already. Both her hands and her parent’s look about the same — very wrinkled. The only real difference is the size.
We’ve all heard of someone having an “old soul” before. However, this baby is essentially the opposite. She has a young soul and an old appearance. What bad luck!
If Danny Devito was a baby again, this is what we imagine that he would look like. The hair matches and so does the facial expression. However, the perfectly smooth skin gives the child away.
Doesn’t this guy look swell? His parents sure know how to dress him up. He looks all set for a 4 PM early bird special at the local diner.
This baby’s skin is way too big for his little face. It gives him a rugged older appearance. He looks like he has been living in the desert for 70 or 80 years already.
Nope, this baby doesn’t live in a van down by the river. She has a real home and showers regularly and everything. We can definitely understand how you might mistake her for one of those crazy van dwellers though.
He’s been drinking milk in excess for years and it is finally starting to catch up to him. Just check out his stomach for proof. He has the gut of a 45-year-old alcoholic.
In one month, this little guy turns 100 years old. At least, that is our best guess. What else could the sign mean?
We’ve all been in this situation before. You have to go to work, but you really don’t want to. Even just thinking about work on the drive there is painful.
According to the official records, this baby is only two months old. There is no way that is correct though. Someone at the hospital must have marked the birth date down wrong by a couple of decades.
Here we have a baby that looks just like his old dad. They are basically identical. If it wasn’t for the size difference between the two of them, we might guess that they were twins!
36. Neighborhood Troublemakers
Everyone has heard of the classic cliche where an elderly man yells at the pesky neighborhood kids. “Get off my lawn!” says the old man. However, in this case, it’s actually the baby yelling.
Technically, these two babies are twins. If you told us they were an old married couple though, we wouldn’t be surprised either. Their outfits are both adorable and dated.
It’s pretty hilarious how some babies are born looking like old men. Most of them grow out of it over time. However, eventually, they’ll revert back into the look again too in about 40 years or so. It’s a vicious cycle.
It’s not just the male babies that have receding hairlines. The same “balding” phenomenon can affect girls as well. That’s what this funny picture proves.
If you try and mess with this man and you are going to have problems. He is not afraid to fight, that’s for sure. He has his fists poised and ready.
Most parents expect their newborns to look like newborns. However, when these infants popped out, many of them appeared as though they had already been around for decades.
For some of them, it’s because of their hairdos. For others, it’s their serious expressions that make them appear to be really mature.
However, the one unifying factor is that all of these adorable babies look way older than they should. They might be young in theory, but when you meet them in person, you could easily mistake them for adults.
