Funny Kids Who Know How To Drive Their Parents Cray

Kids can be frustrating, especially when you’re responsible for their upbringing. These kids are driving their parents crazy. Some are unruly toddlers while others are rebellious teenagers. Does it ever get any easier? That’s what these parents want to know.

1) Permanent Means Permanent

This is the moment that their daughter found out that a permanent marker was permanent. She was silent for quite some time and was found with the brightest “lipstick” she could find. The regret on her face is obvious.

2) If You’re Ever In A Fix

This five-year-old was playing Cops and Robbers with his friends and found out that dialing 911 on an old phone that they thought didn’t work, works. He called the cops and they actually showed.

3) Let Me Have A Sip

This girl may be a liar, but she’s good at it. She convinced her parents that she’s drinking Sprite all day but she’s actually getting drunk. You’d think her parents would know better, but I guess they trust her.

4) Whatcha Doing?

This kid went down to the basement to see what her dad was doing and flat out asked him. She thought nothing of walking all the way through the freshly poured cement. You can tell she’s as innocent as they come.

5) Look It Up, People

You may not know how to make a Mai Tai, but surely you know that it’s alcoholic. These parents are just naive enough not to know so good for them. It makes things easy on their daughter who doesn’t want them to know that she drinks.

6) With Her Credit Card

Everything about this is funny except the part where she uses her mom’s credit card. It looks like a waste of money when it’s someone else’s money that you use. The way she walks away says that she does not care.

7) Best Sister Award

This sister should win an award. Her sister was out late and so she created a fake version of her in case their parents peeked into her room and saw her missing. It’s very convincing, arms and all.

8) She Loves Tacos

I see nothing wrong with this. The girl loves tacos, so why wouldn’t her senior picture be her and her tacos in the yearbook? She is absolutely glowing, putting her a notch above the other girls. Everyone loves tacos.

9) He Couldn’t Just Clean Them

Glasses are expensive, no one knows that better than parents. Because kids go through more of them than adults do. This kid threw his away because they were dirty. Guess it’s time for new glasses.

10) It’s A True Story

She was called a liar for this story but even her dad swears it’s true. She actually let them carry her to the ambulance despite not being in any pain. All because she didn’t want to get in trouble.

11) Preach It, Sister

It isn’t just parents that are upset about this, it’s everyone. The whole world resounded these words. If you get a pet and something tragic or unexpected happens, then you deal with it. But when you know it can happen, don’t do it.

12) That’s A Cheap Pool

This pool cost $150, which is cheap for a pool. But it’s still money down the drain if your kid would rather spend time in a bucket full of water than the actual pool. Doesn’t he get cramps from sitting there?

13) Her Momma Was Not Proud

This is clever even if she is an angel. She looks like a sweetheart and a smart one at that. Not everyone can come up with a boss yearbook quote to impress the crowd and be proud of at the same time.

14) Look What He Did

This toddler was proud of this one. He ran to his parents and said, “come see what I put in the toilet,” and scurried off to the bathroom. Why he was excited about putting a charger in the stool, we’ll never know.

15) It Was The Thing To Do

Move it back to 2005 and you’re cool. This teenager got in huge trouble when she posted pics of her boyfriend shirtless on Instagram. Jorge was his name and he probably just took his shirt off for the pictures.

16) She’s The Real MVP

This kid snuck a Wonder Woman headband to school so she could be Wonder Woman in her pictures. So now she gets to be Moana and Wonder Woman, she really is a legend ay just five-years-old.

17) But She Loves Him

All this sister wanted was to take her new baby brother to school. It was her first time away from him and she just couldn’t take it. So she got a little upset when he wouldn’t fit in her lunchbox.

18) So Where’s The Mom?

Somehow, this daughter snuck in the birth of seven bunnies in their house. I’m not sure if they were rescued or if they already had a rabbit, but now they have at least seven, nine if there are two parents in the house.

19) Like They Wouldn’t Know

Everyone has seen Home Alone, so this isn’t that sneaky, but it is cute. He’s trying to speak in code so her parents don’t find out what he’s saying. Maybe they would skim read it and think that he means Christmas Vacation.

20) Thanks, Mulaney

John Mulaney is a fairly new comedian so this graduate isn’t digging very deep, but her words are relevant. Her parents must not be fans though because she said they were not impressed with what she did to her cap.

21) Always Have The Memory

This kid got stuck in the claw machine and they had to get the fire department to get him out. You wonder how he got in there and can’t get out. You’d think he could do it in reverse. Maybe they’ll at least let him keep something.

22) Apes Strong Together

Either all of these kids ate her ice cream or one of them did and they are all covering for that kid. You have to hand it to them, they are working together like good siblings should. They’re relationship will probably last forevr.

23) She Can Prove It

Elizabeth can even prove that she has Tostitos queso on her roof outside her window. Is there anything that you’d rather have outside your window? Aside from John Cusack with a boombox of course.

24) Cheating On Practice

These parents were helping their son practice for a test so he would pass and they caught him cheating. That was an obvious cheat so I wonder if he thought he could get away with it on the real test.

25) The Kids Loved It

This kid said that although his mom hated that he made the macaroni green, his siblings thought it was the best thing ever. You can’t really blame any of them. They are all doing their job well.

26) They’re The New Nikes

This kid got by with ordering a snake when his mom thought that he was getting shoes. She was so mad when she found a snake in the mail and with good reason. No mother wants a snake in her house.

27) Horrible Big Sister

To be honest, most people are on the younger sister’s side. Her older sister poured a smoothie on her head and thought it was ridiculous when she called her mom. Of course her mom should feel sorry for her.

28) Kids Are Talented

These two surely got into a lot of trouble. This is the biggest mess that they could have made and they did it all with styrofoam. They might as well have opened up a bean bag chair and played with the contents.

29) They Are Great Pictures

I’m not sure why these parents would get mad, these pictures are awesome. If they don’t want any pictures at all of her kids online, I understand that. But these are amazing and she should be proud of them.

30) This Curtain Has Style

This girl ordered this shower curtain with Harry Style’s face and quickly put it up. She did so before her mom saw so that the first time she walked in on it, it would be a surprise. I hope she has a big family.

31) When I Buy Groceries

This girl is sure that she is buying the perfect groceries but her mom thinks she needs a more balanced diet. Do you think her mom’s fridge is lined with fruits and veggies? Or maybe her eating habits are hereditary.

32) That’s Gorilla Glue

Let’s just get the most important fact out of the way. That’s not grease or anything harmless, that’s gorilla glue. She came to her sister and yelled, “help! Google how to remove Gorilla Glue from your hands!”

33) Not Her Best Look

Okay, so she does look cool, but for a school-age kid, their mom just wants them to do well and blend in. Although when this kid was honest, she said her mom said a tattoo would have been preferable, even though they are permanent.

34) At Least The Knives Are Gone

This looks bad, it really does. But it would be impossible to shut him it and you know, the knives are probably hand-washed for this exact reason. Kids are skilled when it comes to climbing, even if they can’t walk.

35) You Always Know Who

As siblings, you can tell who is going to do what, and who is to blame for any particular thing. In this case, it’s a distasteful cutout of Miley Cyrus hanging on the tree. Later on, more were made and hung all over the tree.

36) Better Quarantine

He moved out so he wouldn’t expose his parents, isn’t that sweet? Except for the fact that he didn’t have to go anywhere at all. When his parents find out, they are not going to take it so well.

37) It’s Still Good

If this made you gag, you’re not alone. Even parents are turned away by this kind of thing. Let’s hope he has time to make another cup because no one is going to drink that. At least the kid was trying to be helpful.

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