Unless you’re a language expert, learning a language will likely be a practical skill for getting by in life.
However, if you enjoy the process, you’ll find it fun. This is especially true for kids aged 2 to 6, who learn complex words and mispronounce them amusingly.
Let’s begin with:
Cheese crisis is horrifying


But bammit, when will world leaders address the crisis on cheese?
Oh goodness gracious
Waiter must have heard that a few times from those darn kids.


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Let’s hear it
So in the last ten years, they were all singing in falsetto Hebrew?


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That darn Pan
So did they Tinky bell when the drinks were served or something?


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Adorably dangerous
Comes with a sweet smile and that expectant grin before breakfast.


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You bet it is
Probably the same way dad calls it though.


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Not wrong
Better than what us adults call hail. If you know, you know.


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Mean stares galore
Forces dad to apologize over and over, which is a good thing for the wife.


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Produce it
Imagine, the film counts down the ten days with action sequences. Brilliant!


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Narcos kid
Can’t do that at security checkpoints so better warn him.


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Complete with roaring
Then the inevitable chasing as he walks like a dinosaur.


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Concerning how the kid knows
Because where did he hear it called that way?


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Smart kid
Now we all know dogs act “puppicious” from time to time, right?


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Dad laughing there
Wait until the kid’s older to embarrass him for life.


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Muy buena
Now to see how the grandparents react once they hear the child.


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Cranky cranky
Or maybe get the car fixed instead of cussing it out?


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It is what it is
So everybody out there better start calling it the same.


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Such a shame
Would have been cool if at 20 she still called them straw babies.


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Kid made it harder
IS the kid far off from his definition of the place though?


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Starting early
Well don’t we all, kid? Even mummy feels the same, don’t worry.


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At least he’s trying
But it could be argued that the kid should try harder. Way harder.


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Another very amused dad
Imagine the look on people’s faces out in public. Just imagine.


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Well accurate
Not even going to argue. It’s a dish that unites people so there’s that.


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Trying and failing
You’d still understand the kid in a supermarket so that’s good.


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Giggles for a year
That’s 365 days of pure entertainment for mom and dad.


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Awkward real quick
Thanks a lot, kid. Mom developed a new shade of red.


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Same same
Minus the taste but toddlers don’t really notice anyway.


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Identifying skills
That just means she’s grown fond of them and isn’t that the cutest?


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Oh no, just no
There were so many sheepish apologies and explanations, for sure.


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Better get him in marketing
Soap is such a boring, generic word now. Bubble juice sounds way sexier.


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Are they in school?
They’d better be. If they are, then… Oh dear.


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Wait, so do we…
Plus, Simba’s mom is Salami. Isn’t that right?


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Sounds good to us
We’re all going to the supermarket and asking the staff for the stuff.


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He got it right?!
Woah that’s huge! Better prepare a hearty wunch for everyone.


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Duly noted
Let’s see how far he gets along in life before he figures it all out.


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Hey Jack
Nothing wrong with that, but too bad he’s stopped saying it that way.


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Not bad for the age
They really do grow up way too fast, don’t they?


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Beefoes are amazing
Another fun way of ordering burritos when the time calls for it.


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Codename
So watch out for all those itchy butts out there.


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The force is not with him
Surely there’s a planet full of toddlers and kids in the Star Wars universe?


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