Unless you’re a language expert, learning a language will likely be a practical skill for getting by in life.
However, if you enjoy the process, you’ll find it fun. This is especially true for kids aged 2 to 6, who learn complex words and mispronounce them amusingly.
Let’s begin with:
Cheese crisis is horrifying
But bammit, when will world leaders address the crisis on cheese?
Oh goodness gracious
Waiter must have heard that a few times from those darn kids.
Let’s hear it
So in the last ten years, they were all singing in falsetto Hebrew?
That darn Pan
So did they Tinky bell when the drinks were served or something?
Adorably dangerous
Comes with a sweet smile and that expectant grin before breakfast.
You bet it is
Probably the same way dad calls it though.
Not wrong
Better than what us adults call hail. If you know, you know.
Mean stares galore
Forces dad to apologize over and over, which is a good thing for the wife.
Produce it
Imagine, the film counts down the ten days with action sequences. Brilliant!
Narcos kid
Can’t do that at security checkpoints so better warn him.
Complete with roaring
Then the inevitable chasing as he walks like a dinosaur.
Concerning how the kid knows
Because where did he hear it called that way?
Smart kid
Now we all know dogs act “puppicious” from time to time, right?
Dad laughing there
Wait until the kid’s older to embarrass him for life.
Muy buena
Now to see how the grandparents react once they hear the child.
Cranky cranky
Or maybe get the car fixed instead of cussing it out?
It is what it is
So everybody out there better start calling it the same.
Such a shame
Would have been cool if at 20 she still called them straw babies.
Kid made it harder
IS the kid far off from his definition of the place though?
Starting early
Well don’t we all, kid? Even mummy feels the same, don’t worry.
At least he’s trying
But it could be argued that the kid should try harder. Way harder.
Another very amused dad
Imagine the look on people’s faces out in public. Just imagine.
Well accurate
Not even going to argue. It’s a dish that unites people so there’s that.
Trying and failing
You’d still understand the kid in a supermarket so that’s good.
Giggles for a year
That’s 365 days of pure entertainment for mom and dad.
Awkward real quick
Thanks a lot, kid. Mom developed a new shade of red.
Same same
Minus the taste but toddlers don’t really notice anyway.
Identifying skills
That just means she’s grown fond of them and isn’t that the cutest?
Oh no, just no
There were so many sheepish apologies and explanations, for sure.
Better get him in marketing
Soap is such a boring, generic word now. Bubble juice sounds way sexier.
Are they in school?
They’d better be. If they are, then… Oh dear.
Wait, so do we…
Plus, Simba’s mom is Salami. Isn’t that right?
Sounds good to us
We’re all going to the supermarket and asking the staff for the stuff.
He got it right?!
Woah that’s huge! Better prepare a hearty wunch for everyone.
Duly noted
Let’s see how far he gets along in life before he figures it all out.
Hey Jack
Nothing wrong with that, but too bad he’s stopped saying it that way.
Not bad for the age
They really do grow up way too fast, don’t they?
Beefoes are amazing
Another fun way of ordering burritos when the time calls for it.
Codename
So watch out for all those itchy butts out there.
The force is not with him
Surely there’s a planet full of toddlers and kids in the Star Wars universe?
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