You’ll get some interesting answers when you ask children what they want if they can have anything. Letters to Santa make for a pretty fun read. You’ll get all kinds of answers.
Some are well wishes for Santa. Some are confessionals. Some are just wildly outlandish.
And some are jaw-dropping. Either way, they are all adorable. You’re in for a good chuckle.
I flushed my brother’s head
I like this kids method: fess up to what you did, then ask for a puppy.
1) Petition Santa
This child is petitioning to be put on the nice list. And he is listing all his reasons why. Kid might end up being a lawyer.
2) 20 Questions
Why does this kid have so many questions? Why is he trying to pigeon hole Santa? Maybe he’s just trying to see if he wants to be a Santa when he grows up.
3) Thank You To Santa
This has to be one of the sweetest letters ever. She just wanted to thank Santa for bringing so much joy to the world. Say “Hi” to Mrs. Claus. What a beautiful child!
4) Have a Beer
Flynn wants to make sure Santa is having a good time while he’s doing all that hard work. So, he offered him a beer instead of milk. Santa had just the one.
5) Stop Bullying
This kid had a pretty good Christmas list going. But then he thought of something much more important that he wanted. He wanted the bullies to leave his twin sister alone.
6) First Thing First
This little girl is going to give it to Santa straight. She wants to be an elf on the shelf. She and her brother have already been practicing their sitting and flying.
7) Cat
This girl really wants a cat for Christmas. But she isn’t sure what language Santa speaks. So, she’s trying to cover as many as she can.
8) Or Else
Uh oh, looks like someone is on the naughty list. And they know it! Why else would you have to threaten Santa?
9) Simba’s Dad
This little kid must have just watched The Lion King. He doesn’t seem to understand that movies aren’t real. He just wants Simba’s dad to live.
10) What I Want…
This six-year-old has went her whole life and never seen a reindeer. She figures this is the year to set things right.
11) Play Nintendo
This is hysterical. She just wants Santa to play video games. And clean her room.
12) Thanks for the Memories
I love how she puts “Santa” in quotations. This is sweet AND honest. What a cutie!
13) You Are Trash
I’m not sure about this one. Someone might be fibbing. Do you think his little brother really called Santa trash?
14) Write Your Letters
This cutie is pretty clever. She or he did exactly what they were told to do. They wrote their letters to Santa.
15) My Lizard
Awww, this poor boy just wants his lizard back. He lost him after a day. I wonder if mom had anything to do with that.
16) Santa I Love You
This boy is Jewish and doesn’t celebrate Christmas. But he still loves Santa. He should get a present.
17) Generations
What an inquisitive young lady. She asks a lot of good questions. She also forgot to ask for presents.
18) A Better Life
This 9-year-old wants a better life. I sure hope Santa gets her one. What’s jrnell though?
19) Chiken Nugget
This kid wants some chiken nugget for Christmas. Same kid… same. I’d just add some pizza and mac and cheese to that list.
20) Thank You Card
This little brother wanted to write a thank you card for Santa. He’s just not too good with spelling.
21) 6 A.M.
Santa is on a strict time schedule. And he might have to rearrange his schedule for this kid. Their alarm clock goes off at 6 a.m.
22) Meat Him
All this girl wants for Christmas is Leo DiCaprio. And who can blame her? He is a national treasure.
23) I Am So Good
I love how he is telling Santa what list he is on. Like it’s not Santa’s list. She NEVER gives her parents the middle finger.
24) I Hate Christmas
Finding out that Santa isn’t real can be quite a blow to some children. This kid is taking it pretty hard. His parents have some explaining to do.
25) Tens and Ones
This kid wants Santa to take it easy on himself. They don’t want Santa to go to the trouble of making or shopping for a toy. Tens and ones are fine.
26) My Father (Dad)
I love how he specifies who his father is. Dad… it’s dad. Also, please get this kid a puppy.
27) The Devil
This kid is asking for a simple football. But what he really wants to do is throw his brother under the bus to Santa. Because that kid is the devil.
28) Does My Homework
This kid is brilliant. He wants a robot to do his homework. Smart kid!
29) Paw Patrol
This kid’s mom wrote this list out. But she took his words down verbatim. He wants a pet crocodile that can catch me fish.
30) Being Good
Another smart and beautiful child. She really did try to be good. But it’s just so hard.
30 Kids Who Hilariously Nailed Their Letters To Santa
Eduardo Gaskell
12.06.22
You’ll get some interesting answers when you ask children what they want if they can have anything. Letters to Santa make for a pretty fun read. You’ll get all kinds of answers.
Some are well wishes for Santa. Some are confessionals. Some are just wildly outlandish.
And some are jaw-dropping. Either way, they are all adorable. You’re in for a good chuckle.
I flushed my brother’s head
I like this kids method: fess up to what you did, then ask for a puppy.