35+ Hilarious tweets from parents just trying to survive another Christmas

‘Tis the season for parents to dust off their superhero capes and embark on the annual quest to create the perfect Christmas. Armed with shopping lists longer than the North Pole’s mailing list and the determination of a sleigh-pulling reindeer, they dive headfirst into the chaos of holiday preparation. Wrapping presents becomes an intricate dance of tape, paper, and the occasional accidental tinsel ingestion, transforming living rooms into festive battlegrounds.

To make it even funnier for us, we have found the most hilarious Tweets about these parents!

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But hey, the kid loved it, right? Perfect Christmas, right?

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This little drummer boy

Maybe the drummer boy and his parents live in the middle of nowhere. Or maybe this is how noise-canceling headphones were first made.

For another day

Gotta lay off the eggnog so your January self listens to December self.

Always hustlin’

If they did, sure hope it was worth the trek!

Oh how times have changed!

Nowadays, kids want something – different.

Wrong choice

Time to order a new tree skirt online! Right after she tries to sweep away all that glitter.

There’s a solution for that

Wrap an empty box and call them out on their bluff.

Not the point

At least you know your child is still learning something in school.

Yes, it’s allowed!

Welcome to the adult world, mom of twins!

For the greater good

If it’s for the good of the majority, then it’s a good decision.

Things change

Yes, a lot can change in a year or two. You just have to adjust.

That’s how we roll

You can’t not have a sword fight for sure!

She saved it

You married a good one, my friend. Next time, be careful. She might not be there next time to save you from your kids.

For all the parent you don’t like

This will be the perfect present and revenge.

We have evolved

Or is it d-evolved?

All these questions

So many questions, all this dad wants to know is a yes or no.

If you could please

It’s the most logical answer to a simple dilemma.

Skills switch

Well, someone knows when it’s time to accept defeat and switch skills.

Take it or leave it

Until they can contribute to the heating bill, it’s staying where it is.

Chillin’ at Christmas

Things get different very quickly when children are involved.

Finding ways

With kids, if you think they’ll never do that, they will ACTUALLY do that.

What about Santa?

Santa brings gifts and joy. No, he’s not a stranger.

These are modern times

Christmas songs have to evolve, you know? Paging Mariah Carey!

Ho ho hu hu hu

Sick on Christmas?

Let’s hope your calculations are correct!

No touching

The only thing these kids are touching are their own toys. No touching the tree, not even their tongues.

Oh no!

Who’s gonna run around to make sure the kids stay out of trouble?

“Surprise!”

You’re ruining the surprise, Dad!

An evolution

Even gingerbread cookies evolve every Christmas.

The irony

They’re probably so starstruck. I mean, adults do this when they Taylor Swift.

Highly paid job

Plus the list keeps getting longer every year!

Sacrifices have to be made

You need to go through so many bad performances before your child gets to perform. It’s a hard job but you have no choice but to do it.

Time to go back to school

Or maybe you can find a video online.

Built is relative

It’s hard work, building a gingerbread house, that’s why parents are always involved!

Trendy hair

Grey hair is the trend now so at least you’re in style.

The best part

No matter how challenging kids are, they can give you the best excuse to get out of something you don’t want to do.

Pays to be early

Says no parent ever.

A Karen?

Uh-oh. The elves made a mistake!

Even if you’re the dad

Your kid trusted you because maybe you know how to do it. Maybe.

3 whole minutes!

Wow, that is a record. Can you do it again?

It’s inside the house

They didn’t even notice the gifts. It was right in front of them.

Past 6 am

Wow, that’s the dream isn’t it?

All these thoughts

It’s not just the kids’ imagination that goes wild during the holidays.

He just made it so simple

And it’s a pretty cheap gift, too.

Just like emails

They didn’t need to get dressed and trek there to fight with other parents for the best vantage point. They could all be sipping hot choco while watching in their own homes.