Is Santa real?
This is the question most parents are forced to answer every Christmas season. And honestly, it’s one the hardest questions they have to answer in their lives. They are torn between telling the truth and using the lie to get their kids to behave properly.
Contrary to what you might be thinking, this dilemma isn’t that bad. In fact, it’s quite hilarious. If you’re having a hard time believing that, check out these funny tweets from parents about Santa.
1. About those juice box straw wrappers
The kids know that Santa’s making a list of nice and naughty kids. They’ll surely do everything he says.
2. Santa’s source of income
Admit it. Like this Dad, you probably wondered how Santa was able to afford all the gifts he’s giving every kid each year. Well, the truth has been exposed.
3. No iPhones, please.
4. One prepared mommy
Since you’ll never know when your kids will stop listening to you, it’s a good idea to prepare ahead just like this mom. She’s collecting all her kids’ embarrassing photos with Santa so she could use them against her kids in the future.
5. A picture with Santa
Kids adore Santa. In fact, they get pretty excited about finally meeting the big guy. However, once their parents take them to the mall to have a picture with Santa, they freak out in an instant. They need to be bribed first before their parents can take a decent photo.
6. Mom’s condition
Well, nothing worth having comes easy, right? Kudos to this mom for teaching her kid about working hard for what he wants.
7. The truth
For sure, this kid won’t look at Santa the same way anymore. The big guy’s image was ruined!
8. The kid knows.
Most parents are having a hard time convincing their kids that Santa isn’t real. For some reason, this kid already knows the truth.
9. Not a fan of cheese
Why settle with cheese when you can say sausage rolls? It’s an upgrade if you ask me.
10. Not that!
This dad should have been more clear with his son. He should have told him to ask Santa what he wanted for Christmas. There was no need to be rude.
11. A scary movie
Having children is awesome. However, instances like this can make you think twice about having your own kids. Seeing them throwing tantrums in public is like watching a scary movie.
12. An important lesson
Don’t let your kids talk to a mall Santa when you’re done shopping. That’s if you don’t want to end up adding dozens of items to your shopping list.
13. A great advice
This is an excellent advice. By threatening to cancel Christmas, you won’t just be stopping your kids from fighting in public but you’ll also be able to get great photos. You can use those pictures to blackmail them in the future.
14. True story
Most moms will do anything just to get that perfect Christmas photo of their kids with Santa. They can go from bribing and pleading to screaming at their kids at the mall.
15. Better safe than sorry
The big guy’s exposed to a lot of people. There’s no telling what’s on his beard.
16. Asking Mrs. Claus
It looks like Santa’s like most husbands. If they can’t give you an answer, they’d mention their wives’ names.
17. Getting a child to eat
It feels like everything will be easier if Santa is always around. They won’t misbehave if they know he’s watching them.
18. The surprising plot twist
It’s not always the kids who end up crying when they see Santa. Sometimes, it’s the big guy who ends up crying at the end of the day.
19. Just keeping it real.
Sometimes, kids ask for really expensive things. Although Santa is known for giving them what they want, it’s a good thing that he tries to keep it real sometimes, particularly when the economy’s not that great.
20. Poor mall Santa
It’s a cute idea until the air starts smelling bad. You see, letting out a fart isn’t the best idea when you’re in a public place with lots of people lining up to see Santa
21. Tough question
Even the most advanced search engine and virtual assistant will find this question hard to answer.
22. No sense
He could just hand out the gifts when he’s at the mall, right? He doesn’t need to give himself a hard time going through the chimney. It makes no sense.
23. Weird Santa
Santa probably thinks Dad is nicer than his kid. However, since he doesn’t have a place to keep his candies, Santa puts his favorite candies in his son’s stocking.
24. A more effective threat
Kids will do anything to make it to Santa’s list of nice kids. Just remind them about the said list and they’ll behave right away. If that doesn’t work, make sure to mention the toys they want the most this Christmas.
25. The biggest lie
Well, it’s true. Sometimes, Santa’s a woman who works all day and stays up all night just to make sure the kids are fine.
26. Santa’s headquarters
Santa’s new place is amazing. It literally has everything!
27. Big competition
When you’re competing, it’s best to take out the opponent. It’s the only way you’ll win, paricularly if it’s a seriously tight competition.
28. The entire year
Kids can never see Santa in a bad light. He’s always good. Even if he does disappointing things, they’ll still forgive him.
29. Not doing a good job
This parent isn’t so lucky. She blew off her cover too early.
30. A clear indicator
Kids that are on Santa’s naughty list won’t get any gifts. That’s good news to parents with low balance on their bank accounts.
31. Almost
He has figured it out half-way. After a few more years, he’ll be able to figure out everything.
32. Revelation
This kid will probably sound wiser and cooler when he discovers the identity of the real Santa. The same thing can’t be said about the dad once his son blows off his cover.
33. Getting caught red-handed
It’s hard to see your kids realize you’re fooling them for years. As a parent, that’s embarrassing.
34. A demand letter
This couldn’t be more true. When kids write their letters for Santa, they expect the big guy to get everything. Technically, that’s demanding.
35. Santa’s temper
Sometimes, Santa experiences bad days. And during those days, you wouldn’t want to be near the big guy. You might end up like the deer.
36. Just in case
The kid knows that Santa isn’t real. However, just in case he’s wrong, he’s letting Santa know that he can still stop at his place. What a kind kid!
37. Challenge accepted.
You don’t challenge Santa. There’s no telling what she’s capable of.
38. More realistic
Batman fights the criminals of the city and protects its people. For this guy, the idea seemed more realistic than Santa Claus and his journey to everyone’s homes on Christmas.
39. For some peace and quiet
Hearing your kids fight all the time can be frustrating. It’s no wonder why this mom is willing to spend an entire day pretending she’s speaking with Santa just to get a whole day of peace and quiet.
40. An uprade
The kids knew that it’s impossible for Santa to bring a pony. A motorcycle seemed more possible for him.
41. Unending lies
Once you start, you’ll never be able to stop. So think twice about joining everyone’s lie about Santa Claus.
42. Sender unknown
This looks like a really good tactic for parents. If they don’t want Santa to give their kids any gift for the year, they can just return their letters.
43. Full disclosure
Santa likes honest kids. That’s why this kid is going for full disclosure to make sure she ends up in Santa’s list.
44. Instructions
Santa needs kids to know that they can’t always get what they want. If they insist, they need to help around the house.
45. A good point
Why wait for Christmas before sending your letter? You can send it now when the kids haven’t thought of writing theirs yet.
46. Clever response
Sometimes, Santa doesn’t need to explain himself. All he needs is a stamp.
47. A parent’s wish
Parents are less complicated when it comes to asking Santa for gifts. Most of their wishes aren’t material things.
48. Smart kid
Children these days are too smart. They can write letters to Santa even if they can’t read yet.
49. A threat
Whether Santa is real or not, this mom’s wallet is clearly screwed. She better have her cards ready before Christmas.
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