Welcome to the chaotic yet comedic world of parenting, where every day feels like a mix between a sitcom and a rollercoaster ride! Get ready to laugh until you cry as we dive into the hilarious tweets that perfectly capture the joys, struggles, and absurdities of raising tiny humans. From toddler tantrums to bedtime battles, these parents bring the humor like nobody else!
Good thing!
Good thing they have sharp eyes? Or bad that momma didn’t throw out the trash fast enough?
Need to know you’re not the only parent to go through your daily children shenanigans? Keep reading!
Add to cart
Where is the option for this? Is it on Amazon Prime?
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It’s the sweatpants
Maybe if you were an all-black outfit he’ll change his mind.
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100% human
If only human mommies can give birth to half-human beings, everything will be alright.
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What a scam!
He offered and she should have done the same. What a rip-off!
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Lost and found
Oh, the joys of things coming back for you!
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I mean, duh
How are you gonna eat the pizza if it’s still in the box? Sheesh.
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Kid nature
It just comes naturally to them.
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After 18 or so years
Now you have something to look forward to!
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Big critic
It’s very precise and intuitive.
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How dare they!
How could they have removed the best part without prior notice? Let’s sign a petition to bring the bloopers back!
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A caveman iPad
These little ones believe everyone older than them lived in the caveman ages.
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No survivors
If the spider can finds it way out of there, it’ll be a miracle!
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Drink yo’ water!
If that’s not going to get you to keep drinking water, we don’t know what will.
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A real New Yorker
You did it! And don’t you fuhgeddaboudit!
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Very funny
You have to just laugh or it’ll drive you crazy.
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The extra mile
He’s going the extra mile but just one mile because he’s still scared.
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Where’s that page?
Someone must have torn off the page or edited it out of the manuscript.
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Phone pals
Enjoy being her phone pal as long as it lasta, momma!
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You were wrong, momma
You were wrong one time and your two-year-old won’t let you forget it.
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The Great Repeater
Make sure you are hearing them well!
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It comes with age
It’s a rite of passage when becoming adults. Wrong choices will be made by adults everyday.
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Why?
Now that you ask, why is that the case?
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No starfish for him
He tried to be part of the conversation. He almost got it right.
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It’s not pancakes!
Where is the lie? It’s not pancakes she’s making!
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The wisdom
Because dads know all so of course you’re gonna get asked weird questions like this.
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He needs to go!
Some parents told her to take her kid because the servers would fawn all over him and you might get extra wings, too.
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More than just the outfit
Well, Cinderella did have another life before she became a princess.
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Scariest tale
It’s still scary at the age of 30 and 40 and 50!
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Just call them
They need someone to talk to or rant to or they might need to warn people.
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Learn this secret
Learn it, live it, never forget it!
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Cake is good though
Cake all day, every day!
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Shoe Prime
And have the option to exchange the still-working shoes they’ve outgrown for more credit!
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24/7 available
You could turn off the wifi or the electricity at night to get some peace and quiet.
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