To outsiders, pregnancy appears enchanting with months dedicated to baby name research, attending doctor’s appointments to understand the intricacies of the human body, and the anticipation of bringing a new life into existence. Yet, the reality of pregnancy diverges significantly from the glamorous portrayal depicted in movies. Stylish maternity attire proves costly and elusive, while the fabled pregnancy “glow” often translates to perspiration rather than radiance.
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Unsolicited Advice
Giving unsolicited advice to pregnant women is the same as giving to any other person – it’s not wanted. So just keep it to yourself.
Want to know more on what life is like as a pregnant woman? Keep reading for more testimonies!
She warned him
That’s what this man gets for being so selfish over a seat. A pregnant woman will not back down.
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Touch at your own risk
Prepare to spray this at people who touch your pregnant belly without asking first.
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Do you?
The only difference – someone else can take care of the chicken and you’re the only one who can push out the baby.
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‘How are you feeling, honey?’
This is the response husbands and partners will get when they ask their very pregnant wives what they are feeling.
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Dress up for work day
His wife dressed up as a superhero. Do you recognize who she is?
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Swaddle practice
His wife is practicing her swaddle. Their cat is not amused.
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Mission accomplished
It had to be done. This was the only way.
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Sweet things
Pregnancy is one excuse to get your husband to do sweet things for you.
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Trying to hide
She was trying to be discreet but her baby didn’t want to hide.
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At 39 Weeks
She went out to get dinner. Dinner is served! This is dinner for two – for her and the baby.
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Your wish is my command
She wanted pancakes in the middle of the night. He delivered. Now she’s a happy preggy.
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The Five Stages
Which stage are you on now? Or maybe you’re the partner reading this, what stage is she on now?
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She’s still funny
His wife thought it would be hilarious to take a photo of her pregnant belly and her dog’s feet and pretend those were her feet. Lol!
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Not me
Those are the other pregnant women. She’s different.
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What they said
Pregnancy is beautiful, they said. You’ll glow, they said. She’s still waiting.
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Oh no, the baby!
Then she remembered she hadn’t delivered her baby yet. Whoops.
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Now it’s the dog
It’s a good thing dogs are such loyal animals. They’ll do this because they love you, even if they don’t want to do it.
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Raising kids well
Yup, she raised him well and early!
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Before and after
The human body is amazing to be able to carry another human being inside and still keep herself intact.
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She really wanted to see Deadpool 2
The things you have to do. You even show up as a pregnant Deadpool.
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Caught with pants down
He caught his wife, stealing a few moments by herself away from everyone, especially her kids. This ice cream is all hers!
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One day soon
It’s not that important anyway.
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Always extreme
Which extreme are you going for today?
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Pregnant brain
Pregnant women will definitely have lots of brain f*rt moments. Every pregnant woman will for sure agree with this.
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Always check the fridge first
Lose something? Check the fridge! It might be in there.
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Always resourceful
Need to shave but can’t bend over? Make a makeshift arm to do it for you!
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Parked in
If this were you, you’re pregnant and you drive that blue car, what would you do?
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A must
Inflatable pools are a must when you’re pregnant and there’s a heat wave. Just make sure there’s also someone with you to help you get up when you’re done.
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Before and during
This is her underwear before she got pregnant and when she was at 39 weeks. Is it the same for you?
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