These babies are little rebels! They don’t care what you think, they are going to do whatever they want, whenever they want. They’ll look pretty cool doing it too. Once you check out the photos of these 75 badass infants, you’ll see what we mean. Rules are for old people and these little girls and boys definitely aren’t playing along.
They’ll refuse to share their cake with you and give you the middle finger if you try and grab a piece. They’ll take baths in the sink. Some will even get in a high-speed car chase with the police and get pulled over and breathalyzed for a suspected DUI (she’d had a couple of “bottles”).
The babies couldn’t care less about the laws that other people follow. After all, it’s their parents who will get in trouble, not them. At the end of the day though, they are still babies, so we suppose we’ll have to forgive them for their nonconformist behaviors.
1. Eating Habits
This baby does not care about proper table manners at all. He holds his fork upside-down and sometimes even eats with his hands too. His parents can clean up the mess later.
2. Eyes On The Prize
“My 8-week-old son always stares at my boobs after I get out of the shower. This was his expression this morning,” explains the mom. He has one thought on his mind — breakfast. Hopefully, his mom is ready for him.
3. Baby Jacuzzi
When you’re a baby, you can fit in places that adults can’t. For example, this little guy uses the sink as a jacuzzi. It’s the perfect spot to chill out and relax.
4. Winning Hand
Poker isn’t just for adults. According to this girl, you’re never too young to start gambling. Babies can bet and bluff just as good as the older people can, plus they have amazing poker faces.
5. It’s My Cake
The mom leaned in to try and steal a bite of the baby’s birthday cake. He wasn’t having it. He pushed her away, gave her the middle finger, and then licked off the extra icing himself!
6. Leave Me Alone
This baby has the same bad attitude. He learned to flip the bird at a very young age and now he does it all of the time. The parents have no way of stopping him, so they just let him be.
7. Future Gangster
This guy looks like he could easily grow up to become a powerful mob boss one day. He already has all of the swagger and an expression that will make you think twice before crossing him. He’ll scratch your name right off of the list.
8. Apple Juice Chillin’
Check out this young badass. He is sipping his juice box like a champ and protecting it with both hands. If you try and take it away, you’re going to be in trouble.
9. Birthday Candle Surprise
It was the girl’s birthday and she was so excited to blow out her candles. Then her younger brother swooped in. His birthday was still several months away and there was no way he was going to wait his turn. Patience just isn’t fun.
10. Second Base
The neighbor kid was only born a few months ago and he’s already getting handsy with the man’s daughter. Look at her face. She is shocked that he would touch her like that without permission.
11. Plotting And Scheming
The baby on the right is definitely up to no good. With his hands clasped together and his menacing expression, there is no doubt in our minds that he is plotting something. Only time will tell though…
12. Still Sleepy
He’s too tired to put on real clothes and just wants to lounge around in his robe all day. It reminds us of what adults look like on Sunday morning after a long weekend of partying. We don’t know what the baby’s excuse is though.
13. Illegal Parking
The older guy isn’t happy. He went to back out of his driveway but noticed that the neighbor boy had blocked him in. He had to walk over to their house to get him to come move his car out of the way.
14. The Good Life
Here we have another infant who thinks he is super cool. We’ve all felt similar before at his age. Then we get older and reality sets in.
15. Ready To Fight
This newborn has been in the ICU for almost a month now. He is sick and tired of the nurses bothering him all of the time. If they mess with him again, it’s going to come to blows.
16. Not Happy
“What did you just say?” At least, that’s what we imagine this baby is thinking. His eyes are all scrunched up and he is very irritated. His mom must have told him she was out of milk for the day or that he had to take a bath or something.
17. Nap Time
The boy in the middle has already taken charge. He is the leader of the triplets and they will do what he says. Now, if he could just manage to keep his eyes open. He and his brothers are very sleepy.
18. Play Fighting
There are no rules in this household. The babies are free to play rough as much as they want. If that means one of the sisters getting crushed with a painting, then so be it.
19. Exotic Animals
Here we have a dude posing with his ferocious pet tiger. The boy is giving the peace sign to the camera and everything. The tiger, however, is not impressed with the kid’s antics.
20. Thug Life
He is barely a few months old and is already throwing up gang signs. The criminals start initiating the youth into their ranks super young these days. He is the youngest gangbanger that we’ve ever seen.
21. Window Seat
Airplane seats are for adults and he’ll sit wherever he wants. Whether the fasten seatbelt sign is on or not makes no difference to him. He couldn’t care less about aviation safety regulations.
22. Getting Old Fast
This guy’s son is only five days old and has already managed to become jaded with the world. He has seen a lot in his short time on earth. Life inside his mom was just so much more peaceful.
23. Dr. Evil
The caption on this photo is hilarious. “My friend’s son is definitely going to be a villain in a few years,” the photographer writes. The child can be seen silently sitting by the fireplace and pondering his next move.
24. Tongue Monster
This baby saw her dad sticking his tongue out and immediately tried to slap it away. She didn’t want that thing anywhere near her. It was way too close for comfort.
25. No Pictures Allowed
The boy is definitely not a fan of cameras. He noticed that his dad was trying to take a picture of him and instantly his finger shot up. It could be an accident, but either way, it’s pretty funny.
26. Baby’s First Selfie
The art of capturing selfies takes a lifetime to master. He wanted to get a head start on his peers, so he picked up the phone and started snapping away. He’s still learning, but he is already quite talented.
27. Laid Back Lifestyle
This dude really knows how to chill. He is only a baby and already relaxes just as good as the adults do. He has a look of complete contentment on his face.
28. Stop It Mom
“Just stop!”… that’s what this girl must be thinking. She does not want to hear what you have to say at all. You can just talk to the hand.
29. Motorcycle Dreams
This reclining baby is practicing for when she gets a Harley motorcycle later in life. She has the form down perfectly. The only thing standing in her way at this point is the money thing. Harley’s aren’t cheap!
30. Empty Bowl
This smug baby can be seen tossing his food bowl across the room like a frisbee. Yeah, playing frisbee in the house isn’t allowed, but he couldn’t care less about the rules. He ate the food, now the bowl can go.
31. Hello Ladies
This young boy has literally never been around so many beautiful women before. He doesn’t know what to do. He can’t help but be mesmerized by them.
32. Future Rapper
“I took a picture of my daughter, and a rap album cover happened,” the mom explains. This picture could easily be from an early 90’s hip hop photoshoot. The style and attitude definitely match.
33. Bad Manners
It’s crazy how many babies just casually throw up the middle finger like it’s nothing. It gets a big reaction, but they don’t know why. All they know is that they get attention from the adults when someone sees them doing it.
34. City Swagger
This is what walking with attitude looks like. She’s pulling her shades down to scowl at someone with one hand while using her cell phone in the other. She’ll make a great New Yorker one day.
35. Tough Life
It’s exhausting being a couple of months old. Life is so hard. It feels like you need to sleep pretty much constantly. There just aren’t enough hours in the day.
36. Super Popular
This guy can’t even talk yet and he is already a total ladies man. He is the most eligible baby in the house. The dolls go wild for his cool style.
37. Bottle Time
Get away. He doesn’t want anyone near him. He is just trying to chill and drink his bottle in peace and is not a fan of being interrupted.
38. Bloods & Crips
The wife thinks that their baby looks like a little gangster, but the husband doesn’t understand why. The boy is just having fun making shapes with his hands. They don’t actually mean anything.
39. Back Off Haters
Don’t let this boss catch you acting like a fool. He is the top dog in this household. If you ever step to him, you are going to regret it, big time.
40. House Tour
“Welcome to my crib! I’ll give you the full tour. It’s not the biggest crib, but it is the best place in the neighborhood to hang out and take a nap. The parents visit me all of the time too. It’s pretty awesome.”
41. Original Gangster
She is growing up fast. Look at how tough she is! With a squat like that, she’ll be the leader of the prison gang in no time flat.
42. Daring Expedition
They were exploring the house and discovered that there was a cave in the laundry room. The one baby poked his head in to investigate while the other stood watch at the entrance. It was a team effort.
43. Westside Mistake
She wants to be a thug, but someone taught her how to do the Westside symbol wrong. The middle and ring fingers are supposed to be touching together to form the “W”. She is all confused.
44. Young Criminal
Here we have another baby doing a gangster pose. It’s a classic move that has been done on tons of music album covers over the years, and the striped jail outfit makes it even more authentic.
45. Yo What Up
This baby knows the real Westside hand sign. She executes it perfectly. Not to mention, her bandana is tied up on her head very professionally.
46. Fighting Pose
Really, the baby doesn’t look that upset, but his fists up in the air say otherwise. If you come any closer, you’re going to get knocked out. It’s best to keep a safe distance.
47. Aspiring Revolutionary
This little rebel is about to start a revolution among his friends. Parents have been controlling the lives of babies for way too long. It’s time for some major changes.
48. Baby Cowboy
Even at his young age, he’s already pretty cool. He wears his boots with pride as he explores the ranch. He’s going to grow up to be a cowboy one day.
49. Gamer Problems
Trying to tell this little bugger that video game time is over for the night is pretty much impossible. He is so comfortable on the couch. There is no way he is putting down the controller.
50. Okay Mom
The mom asked her son if he would like to go home. He gave her the okay symbol. He is tired of being in the hospital and ready to get out of there.
51. Christmas Priorities
The little girl wants a kiss, but the baby puts a stop to it. He doesn’t have time for this sort of nonsense. There are Christmas presents to unwrap.
52. Front Porch Chillin’
According to the mom, this child just got a bunch of injections at the doctor’s office. Now he is chilled as can be. The shots didn’t phase him one bit.
53. My Corn Pit
It’s his corn pit and he’ll lie in it if he wants. All of the hungry cows and horses can back off. They aren’t going to be stealing any corn while he’s around.
54. Picture Perfect
This dude has a pretty sweet style for a baby. We wouldn’t be surprised if he grows up to become a big Instagram star one day. He already has the poses and facial expressions down pat.
55. Baby Joe
This hilarious baby dressed up for Halloween as Joe Rogan. He looks just like the 50-year-old comedian. Most babies choose some sort of cute animal costume for the holiday, but not this one.
56. Couch Potato
When you’re a baby, you can pretty much do what you want. If you want to lounge around on the couch all day and relax after playing with your toys, you totally can. You have zero life obligations.
57. Protecting The Block
This kid has an expression that is stone cold. He is the toughest kid on the block. No bullies are allowed in his neighborhood.
58. No, Not Moving
The dad told his son to get up and do something with his life. He was fed up with the kid just chilling all of the time. However, the kid had a great response…
59. Angry Driver
If anyone gets in this guy’s way, he’ll run you over. Road rage is a phenomenon that affects drivers of all ages. Even babies get angry when they are out driving and someone cuts them off.
60. Drinking And Driving
This girl also has some driving issues. She wrecked right into the snow pile on the side of the driveway. When her dad went to investigate, he caught her sipping on a bottle behind the wheel.
61. Drug Dealer Baby
This baby got initiated into the thug life at a very young age. We don’t even want to know what sorts of goodies he is hiding in his pockets. Let’s just hope the police don’t show up.
62. King Of Cool
He’s one of the coolest babies that we’ve ever seen. When he gets older, it’s going to be out of control. It will be too much cool to handle.
63. Cruisin’ The City
There is nothing better than rolling around in the back seat of Mom’s whip. She is his personal driver. She takes him around town anywhere that he needs to go.
64. Big Plans
This future billionaire is already planning what sort of yacht he wants. He hasn’t even made the money to buy it yet, but that doesn’t matter. A baby can dream, right?
65. Bling Bling
There is no age limit to being fly. It’s okay to start wearing bling at any age. Although, we would not recommend putting money in one’s mouth. It’s kind of dirty.
66. Crazy Face
This baby girl is fierce. She isn’t messing around. To us older folks, it’s absolutely adorable. We totally approve of her angry facial expressions.
67. Casual Cool
This guy is incredibly smooth. Just look at his relaxed demeanor. He is a future teenage heartthrob in the making.
68. Military Fashion
His military gear looks great with his yellow necklace. It is a very fashionable combination. Although, his pants are a little too big for his little legs.
69. Attack Mode
Here we have one very angry baby. He is not afraid at all to act out. He will defy his parent’s requests to behave at all costs.
70. Rest In Peace
She holds the peace sign close to her heart out of respect for all of her homies who’ve passed away. She doesn’t have a bottle on her, but if she did, she would definitely pour out a little milk for them.
71. Spoiled Princess
“I found my prince and his name is Daddy,” the t-shirt reads. We wonder who dressed her up in that? Could it be the dad that she is flicking off right now?
72. Food Choices
Pancakes are pretty tasty. This kid eats them for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. He couldn’t care less about the FDA’s ridiculous nutritional guidelines.
73. Crew Runs Deep
He has his hand on his diaper like he just doesn’t care. The other one is wrapped around his friend the teddy bear. Their crew of two is not to be messed with.
74. Bedtime Rebellion
This guy is not ready for a nap. It doesn’t matter what his mom thinks. Sleep can wait. He has important things to do.
75. Life Is Grand
This dude is such a boss that he doesn’t even have to hold his own bottle. He has people to do that for him. He just leans back and enjoys the delicious drink.
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