These babies are little rebels! They don’t care what you think, they are going to do whatever they want, whenever they want. They’ll look pretty cool doing it too. Once you check out the photos of these 75 badass infants, you’ll see what we mean. Rules are for old people and these little girls and boys definitely aren’t playing along.
They’ll refuse to share their cake with you and give you the middle finger if you try and grab a piece. They’ll take baths in the sink. Some will even get in a high-speed car chase with the police and get pulled over and breathalyzed for a suspected DUI (she’d had a couple of “bottles”).
The babies couldn’t care less about the laws that other people follow. After all, it’s their parents who will get in trouble, not them. At the end of the day though, they are still babies, so we suppose we’ll have to forgive them for their nonconformist behaviors.
This baby does not care about proper table manners at all. He holds his fork upside-down and sometimes even eats with his hands too. His parents can clean up the mess later.
“My 8-week-old son always stares at my boobs after I get out of the shower. This was his expression this morning,” explains the mom. He has one thought on his mind — breakfast. Hopefully, his mom is ready for him.
When you’re a baby, you can fit in places that adults can’t. For example, this little guy uses the sink as a jacuzzi. It’s the perfect spot to chill out and relax.
Poker isn’t just for adults. According to this girl, you’re never too young to start gambling. Babies can bet and bluff just as good as the older people can, plus they have amazing poker faces.
The mom leaned in to try and steal a bite of the baby’s birthday cake. He wasn’t having it. He pushed her away, gave her the middle finger, and then licked off the extra icing himself!
This baby has the same bad attitude. He learned to flip the bird at a very young age and now he does it all of the time. The parents have no way of stopping him, so they just let him be.
This guy looks like he could easily grow up to become a powerful mob boss one day. He already has all of the swagger and an expression that will make you think twice before crossing him. He’ll scratch your name right off of the list.
Check out this young badass. He is sipping his juice box like a champ and protecting it with both hands. If you try and take it away, you’re going to be in trouble.
9. Birthday Candle Surprise
It was the girl’s birthday and she was so excited to blow out her candles. Then her younger brother swooped in. His birthday was still several months away and there was no way he was going to wait his turn. Patience just isn’t fun.
The neighbor kid was only born a few months ago and he’s already getting handsy with the man’s daughter. Look at her face. She is shocked that he would touch her like that without permission.
11. Plotting And Scheming
The baby on the right is definitely up to no good. With his hands clasped together and his menacing expression, there is no doubt in our minds that he is plotting something. Only time will tell though…
He’s too tired to put on real clothes and just wants to lounge around in his robe all day. It reminds us of what adults look like on Sunday morning after a long weekend of partying. We don’t know what the baby’s excuse is though.
The older guy isn’t happy. He went to back out of his driveway but noticed that the neighbor boy had blocked him in. He had to walk over to their house to get him to come move his car out of the way.
Here we have another infant who thinks he is super cool. We’ve all felt similar before at his age. Then we get older and reality sets in.
This newborn has been in the ICU for almost a month now. He is sick and tired of the nurses bothering him all of the time. If they mess with him again, it’s going to come to blows.
“What did you just say?” At least, that’s what we imagine this baby is thinking. His eyes are all scrunched up and he is very irritated. His mom must have told him she was out of milk for the day or that he had to take a bath or something.
The boy in the middle has already taken charge. He is the leader of the triplets and they will do what he says. Now, if he could just manage to keep his eyes open. He and his brothers are very sleepy.
There are no rules in this household. The babies are free to play rough as much as they want. If that means one of the sisters getting crushed with a painting, then so be it.
Here we have a dude posing with his ferocious pet tiger. The boy is giving the peace sign to the camera and everything. The tiger, however, is not impressed with the kid’s antics.
He is barely a few months old and is already throwing up gang signs. The criminals start initiating the youth into their ranks super young these days. He is the youngest gangbanger that we’ve ever seen.
Airplane seats are for adults and he’ll sit wherever he wants. Whether the fasten seatbelt sign is on or not makes no difference to him. He couldn’t care less about aviation safety regulations.
This guy’s son is only five days old and has already managed to become jaded with the world. He has seen a lot in his short time on earth. Life inside his mom was just so much more peaceful.
The caption on this photo is hilarious. “My friend’s son is definitely going to be a villain in a few years,” the photographer writes. The child can be seen silently sitting by the fireplace and pondering his next move.
This baby saw her dad sticking his tongue out and immediately tried to slap it away. She didn’t want that thing anywhere near her. It was way too close for comfort.
The boy is definitely not a fan of cameras. He noticed that his dad was trying to take a picture of him and instantly his finger shot up. It could be an accident, but either way, it’s pretty funny.
The art of capturing selfies takes a lifetime to master. He wanted to get a head start on his peers, so he picked up the phone and started snapping away. He’s still learning, but he is already quite talented.
This dude really knows how to chill. He is only a baby and already relaxes just as good as the adults do. He has a look of complete contentment on his face.
“Just stop!”… that’s what this girl must be thinking. She does not want to hear what you have to say at all. You can just talk to the hand.
This reclining baby is practicing for when she gets a Harley motorcycle later in life. She has the form down perfectly. The only thing standing in her way at this point is the money thing. Harley’s aren’t cheap!
This smug baby can be seen tossing his food bowl across the room like a frisbee. Yeah, playing frisbee in the house isn’t allowed, but he couldn’t care less about the rules. He ate the food, now the bowl can go.
This young boy has literally never been around so many beautiful women before. He doesn’t know what to do. He can’t help but be mesmerized by them.
“I took a picture of my daughter, and a rap album cover happened,” the mom explains. This picture could easily be from an early 90’s hip hop photoshoot. The style and attitude definitely match.
It’s crazy how many babies just casually throw up the middle finger like it’s nothing. It gets a big reaction, but they don’t know why. All they know is that they get attention from the adults when someone sees them doing it.
This is what walking with attitude looks like. She’s pulling her shades down to scowl at someone with one hand while using her cell phone in the other. She’ll make a great New Yorker one day.
It’s exhausting being a couple of months old. Life is so hard. It feels like you need to sleep pretty much constantly. There just aren’t enough hours in the day.
This guy can’t even talk yet and he is already a total ladies man. He is the most eligible baby in the house. The dolls go wild for his cool style.
Get away. He doesn’t want anyone near him. He is just trying to chill and drink his bottle in peace and is not a fan of being interrupted.
The wife thinks that their baby looks like a little gangster, but the husband doesn’t understand why. The boy is just having fun making shapes with his hands. They don’t actually mean anything.
Don’t let this boss catch you acting like a fool. He is the top dog in this household. If you ever step to him, you are going to regret it, big time.
