Do not stop! Regardless of how much you enjoyed your meal, this restaurant seems to be encouraging you to keep your money, by “accident,” of course. How long before the health department shuts this place down because of an amnesia outbreak?

We’ve heard of Manhattanites having to enroll their chidren in posh preschools while they were still in the womb, but this is the first time we’ve seen a fee imposed on the unborn. No matter when you think life begins, I think we can all agree that you shouldn’t have to sign up for a credit card before you’re born.

The perfect yoga mat for the deeply inflexible. Enough with those cheery instructors always telling us we need more practice. You’ll never be able to touch your toes – unless you’re already down there and can read the text in white.

If you have a pet, chances are you’ve had to deal with its butt at some point. Luckily, this new clinic is around to do the dirty work for you. At least, we think that’s what’s going on here.

Domestic abuse is no joke, but this designer’s skills are. He or she forgot the apostrophe in “don’t”!

Ok, just make it a one-person bathroom already, because we’d rather wait in line than butt-bump while we’re breaking the seal.

Some people love being the center of attention. We’re not sure what to make of this setup, but we pity anyone seated in this room.

It’s a good thing there’s a no smoking sign on the door, otherwise anyone who looks up might see just how many cigarettes you can smoke in a bathroom stall.

All planes must land, but probably not at that angle. Turkish Airlines should think about hiring a new designer, or else stop all flights running through the Bermuda Triangle.

Let people each children in peace. You don’t want your dog getting any cannibalistic ideas anyway.

Sweet design fail, bro. Or maybe the designer was just a fatalist. Either way, we’re worried.

We’ll give her the benefit of the doubt that the Gucci belt is a sign that she’s wearing some fancy cashmere weekenedwear. Our second best guess is that some awesome designer is now making “Turd” sweaters, in which case we’ll take one for every day of the week.

Anyone who has wanted to get drunk in the pool has considered the floating cup holder. We all know what disaster might strike if the balance is even slightly off. Or maybe the bathtub genius who posted this photo filled their coffee mug with pebbles. We await further studies.

Someone give this guy our Apple Watch because he’s working out so hard that he changed his ethnicity. How many kettle bell swings does it take to turn an overweight white guy with frosted tips into a buff black man with a glorious mane? And can we keep the sunglasses even if we don’t get the desired results?

Just because people tend to go to the bathroom in flocks doesn’t mean that they want to sit next to each other while they do the deed. We can only imagine these toilets have yet to be installed, otherwise we’re concerned for everyone who enters, but especially the poor person sitting on the right, who will also get quite an eyeful from their urinal-using neighbor.

Somtimes the truth hurts. And smells. But just let us eat our tacos in peace and deal with the consequences later.

Did you think we were done with the bathroom humor? Think again.

Maybe the occasional banana ends up in the landfill, but we don’t think monkeys are going to appreciate being offered your trash. And you better hope that lion doesn’t come looking for you after you try to feed it a can.

We aren’t master chefs, but we’re pretty sure orange juice already has enough citrus in it without adding lemons.

The Spiderman movies were suspiciously quiet on the superhero’s bathroom habits, but even if he can produce webs from just about anywhere, we’re just gonna go with a 2-ply tissue.

Dude, golf balls are hard enough to find. If you typically end up in the brush, you better hope this little guy is LoJacked.

This is precisely the kind of elevator you’d expect to see in your nightmares if you were running away from a monster.

At least the sign is accurate when it comes to the risks of smoking. We feel particularly bad for colorblind guests.

Do you like getting up in the middle of the night when your child lets out a terrified scream? Then we know the perfect stocking-stuffer.

The color really drives home the design. We can only hope it comes with a built-in massage cushion.

Well, at least it’s better than comic sans.

You’re never done taking surveys, even when you’re dead.

Is no one paying attention to the importance of color in design? Or is everyone paying attention and just really demented?

It’s like the checkout line at the Hotel California. Extra points to anyone who gets out on the first try.

Can we forgive any student loans this engineer might have taken out before getting his or her degree? Because we think they should get a fresh start.

Did you not pay for extra legroom? Your bad.

We bet this engineer got an A in Building Deathtraps 101.

Sometimes it doesn’t pay to be nice. Like when your building is on fire and you pull the fire alarm to save your hapless co-workers only to be detained until someone can confirm you’re all about to die.

There’s such a thing as too much tulle. Like, when it streams out your backside.

Nope. No flesh-colored slimming designs. Lesson learned. Unless this is a pervy Halloween costume or an anatomy lesson, then rock on.

We get it, you don’t care if you’re warm as long as you look cool. Well, in this case you’re out of luck on both counts.

You know what doesn’t need to be anthropomorphized? Your bowels.

Listen, we get that lady stuff is hard, but we have two questions: 1) What did the woman on the left have for lunch? and 2) Can we all go in on a 360-degree mirror for the women on the right?