Mornings aren’t an easy time of day for a lot of people. But nobody describes theirs better than Mila Stauffer. You know, the little internet star who’s known for her sassy attitude and laugh-out-loud opinions?
Ever since Mila was a toddler she’s been weighing-in on topics. Don’t get this girl started about preschool, the gym, or airport security. Even Santa Claus has been the focus of one of Mila’s hilarious, adult-like rants. She wanted to take his job!
There’s more than meets the eye.
While it may seem like Mila has the opinions of a spicy grown-up, the Stauffer family is behind the brilliant ideas and scripts. According to BuzzFeed News, Mila’s mom Katie, her dad Charley, and her sister Kaitlin all help create the videos for their accounts. Mila’s twin sister Emma also stars in their videos as well.
Mila has fans worldwide and the family’s Instagram page has over 3.8 million followers.
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Since Mila seems to have something to say about everything – naturally, her morning was on her list.
The video is called “Morning Thoughts with Mila” and it has 86K “likes” on YouTube alone! The precocious girl starts out by verbalizing what we all feel sometimes:
“My day started out great until 9 o’clock. That’s when I woke up.”
Mila’s facial expressions are priceless (as usual) and she’s got that “just out of bed” hair.
Next, she brings dad into the picture and shares:
“My dad says there’s two things that wake him up in the morning. One, coffee. And two, me being loud.”
So, what do you have to say about that Mila?…
The cheeky girl then spills the beans about Mom.
When you’re a parent, it’s important that you watch what you say because kids are like sponges. Unless you want them to repeat your words – it’s good to keep in mind that little ears are around. In the video, Mila tells the world:
“My mom said sometimes she wonders if she had too much coffee. And sometimes she wonders if she had too much kids.”
That’s a joke, of course… Look at these angels!
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Mila’s rant shifts focus over to her friend Karen.
Turns out, Mila’s morning took a frustrating turn when her friend showed up at the door with relationship issues. Apparently, Mila wasn’t exactly thrilled about it.
Tick tock, Karen.
Some people can’t help but provide lots and lots of details in their stories. Mila’s friend Karen is one of those people. Ugh, this little girl did not need to hear someone’s entire life story (especially in the morning).
“Get to the point Karen!”
The main problem was Karen’s boyfriend Jeff.
We can all probably raise our hands that we’ve posed as a “relationship counselor” for our friends before. Mila has too.
She explains:
“…apparently her boyfriend Jeff makes her cry all the time. Ugh, I gave them couples therapy before. Sometimes when you’re crying, you gotta ask yourself, “Am I dating a boy, or an onion?”
There’s a moral to this story, according to Mila.
Despite being a young kid, Mila can already recognize two important things… She tells the camera:
“My life is a mess…and I need coffee”
But Mila’s not done there. She also has a couple more things to add in as well.
Watch the video below for yourself to hear her entire comical rant. Seriously, this girl deserves an Emmy!
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