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Parents Rename Kids After The 'Reason They Had Them' - Internet Can't Stop Laughing At Them
I can't stop laughing at these! If you were to rename your kids based on the reason you had them, what would their names be?
Britanie Leclair
11.29.17

Canadian blogger Bunmi Laditan is no stranger to making headlines. Whether it’s beefing with celebrity actress Jessica Alba over cleaning products, telling the world her she has banned homework from her household, or writing about her struggles with postpartum depression, Laditan has a knack for resonating with a crowd.

Babble described Laditan as “the (brilliant) woman and voice behind the book, blog, and social media empire known as ‘The Honest Toddler'”. Recently though, Laditan changed directions, coming up with a new Twitter handle, “Honest Toddler’s Mom”. The results are what Scary Mommy has described as “equal parts hilarity, social justice, and just downright badassery.” And I have to say, I’m inclined to agree.

Last week, Laditan came up with a game that has been taking the internet by storm, and it all began with this little tweet.

“If we named kids after the reason we had them it’d be like, “Hey Marital Problems stop hitting Broken Condom I’m trying to put Hennessy down for a nap.”

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Ahh, how true it is.

Laditan’s musing inspired other parents to “name” their kids too, resulting in some pretty hilarious (and revealing) commentary.

How Many Netflix and Chill’s would be born by 2020 I wonder?

@CodeName_Petty/Twitter
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@CodeName_Petty/Twitter

Mine would be named “taco truck fight” and “mommy’s birthday mimosas

@mominiquematti/Twitter
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@mominiquematti/Twitter

That’s it, Faulty Military Birth Control… if you can’t respect, Gotta Give The Oldest A Sibling’s toys you can’t play with them anymore

@BriannaTurner32/Twitter
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@BriannaTurner32/Twitter

A Second Will Keep the First Occupied would play with Let’s Be Parents Cause It’ll Be Fun!

@francesthoughts/Twitter
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@francesthoughts/Twitter

Mine would be… “Clock is ticking” and “Rhythm Method”

@msmatt1017/Twitter
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@msmatt1017/Twitter

hey, DesperateForaBaby, keep WowThatWasEasierThanIThought away from Surpriseat43

@GDRPempress
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@GDRPempress

Happy First Anniversary, let Efficacy of the Pill is Reduced by the Use of Antibiotics have a turn on the Xbox

@sasimmons/Twitter
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@sasimmons/Twitter

Hey, Too Much Tequila, I need you to babysit The Doctor Said I Would Never Get Pregnant Again while I go to the liquor store.

@Big_Neffy/Twitter
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@Big_Neffy/Twitter

Hey, Overnight Getaway and New Year’s Eve, what do u want for breakfast?

@TimontyJ44/Twitter
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@TimontyJ44/Twitter

I have Avoiding Writing Dissertation, I’m Bored Being a SAHM, Trying For A Girl, and I can’t Believe I’m Stuck in Texas.

@BethwithBabies/Twitter
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@BethwithBabies/Twitter

What would your kids’ names be?

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