Pregnancy is not an easy journey in a mother’s life. Yes, all those “challenges” were worth it when the baby’s born but mothers sometimes can’t remember that. When the baby becomes too heavy, or when they need to pee every minute, or when they can’t see their own feet, they just want the pregnancy to be over fast.
That’s why, husbands, it is your job to make things as easy as possible for your pregnant wives. And, for what it’s worth, all these things will become great funny stories to tell your family and your children when they’re older.
Are you ready to laugh at their stories right now?
Even some non-pregnant women (and men) know this feeling. Now, let’s all support this pregnant wife and pray and wish Blue Bell won’t go out of business. They will make so many pregnant women very, very sad.
2. Never Stand In Front Of Her Mudpie
Are you really sure you really want to get in between? Isn’t it just safer to get your own?
Only pregnant women knows the goodness of this combination. It’s a good thing husbands aren’t forced to eat this, too!
4. Trolling Pregnant Wife
You get excited when you find a box of fudge rounds on the counter. And then you find out your pregnant wife got to all of it first. Next time, act fast!
5. When You Leave Your Phone In Your Car
When you leave your car in your phone for an hour, this is what happens. Are you gonna let this happen again?
6. Are There Enough Pickles?
With a pregnant wife, you can never have enough pickles. Go back to the store and get more!
7. Ice Cream On A Cold, Cold Night
There are worse things. You could get ice cream on a hot summer day and it melts before it gets to her. You don’t want that ice cream to melt.
Get her a croissant. Only a croissant.
Oh, how romantic! What a great message to wake up to.
10. What Did You Do, Man?
Just give her the brownie, man! Give it to her!
This is the best gesture a husband can do for his pregnant wife. Good job, hubby!
12. Can You Get Me Some Socks?
You’re the only who can bend. Of course, you’re the one who’s gonna put the socks on her feet.
When your wife specifically said frozen yogurt, it’s not the time to make a joke. The difference is between life and death.
Pregnant women have a sixth sense. Whatever you’re eating, even when you’re a thousand miles away, bring it back for her, too.
15. When Your Snoring Keeps Her Awake
Make sure you don’t snore and keep her awake. Otherwise, she’s going to find things like this because she can’t sleep.
How much cereal is a buttload? Will that fit in the car?
17. Will You Never Learn?
Seriously. It happens every time. When are you going to learn?
What would happen if you ate her cake? Would you want to know the answer to that? Do you want to sleep in your own bed tonight?
19. What A Difference Half A Day Makes
This wasn’t the scene in the morning before work. What a difference a few hours make!
Enjoy it while you can, bro. You never know when she’ll kick you out again!
An offering to appease the pregnant goddess? This is going to work.
“Let’s watch football and eat nachos together all day!” Or . . . I will fall asleep and you watch football and eat nachos all day . ..
Sorry, hubby. You gotta be content with the wife’s leftovers.
Get her her juice, man! Or it’s the last thing you’ll ever get to do.
Do you have the opening hours of your grocery memorized already? No. Do it now. You’ll be glad you did.
There are leftovers! You just need to scrape it off the bowl.
27. Is Exercise Really THAT Important?
Yes, it is. For you. Run far away.
28. Weekend Getaway Before The Baby Arrives
Stop complaining! At least, she’s still going to let you sleep on the bed.
That’s not the question though. Does she have enough to pee?
All that waiting, it’s good for your legs. And it’ll build your patience. There are a lot of lessons to be learned getting your pregnant wife food.
31. Don’t Eat A Pregnant Woman’s Food
You didn’t even ask if you could eat it. And even if you did ask and she said yes, you should have eaten it somewhere else, away from her eyes.
32. Pregnant Wife Needs To Nap
And she needs the temperature to be just right to be able to nap. You’ll be bundled up, trying to stay warm. But you’re safe and you get to live because she gets to nap.
33. “I’ll Have A Sorbet.”
The lemon sorbet will help her burn off the food. It’s a known fact.
Well, someone’s having mood swings. And hubbies will experience this for a few more months. Be prepared for a whirlwind of emotions!
When you don’t know what you’re going to answer, just complement her, man! Make her feel beautiful and amazing.
36. McFlurry Over Beer Any Day
You either need to drink faster or get a tap for your home. Otherwise, you won’t get a chance to finish that can my friend. McFlurry trumps beer any day.
37. Sandwich Is A Bit Dry
Someone forgot to add filling to hubby’s sandwich. But it’s still the best sandwich ever, according to hubby!
38. Apples And Peanut Butter
The love between a pregnant woman and apples and peanut butter cannot be shaken. Find someone who will love you the same.
39. She’s Not Exactly Asking
But she hopes you still get the message. No? Read it again, please.
40. Invest In Thick Blankets And Winter Items
Happy pregnant wife, happy life. And if living and sleeping in sub-zero temperatures will make her happy, then so be it.
41. Where Did My Money Go?
$25 spent at a gas station and none of it on gas. Well, at least she’s not hungry.
From now on, assume that all snacks are hers. Even if you buy your own, she still gets first dibs on those. But she still loves you.
Hmm. Judging on the messages, someone’s a little hungry.
44. The Boobs Are Growing!
They may be growing but the momma-to-be ain’t budging. Even if she lets you touch it, it’s not gonna be sexy.
Your pregnant wife is lucky to have you cooking for her. And then massaging her swollen ankles after. She’s so lucky!
Dear hubby, please accept the fact that she will not share her food as long as she’s pregnant. But you will always share your food because she’s eating for two. You are not. Thank you.
It’s good to have choices. Would you want to spend an hour inside a car with a pregnant woman screaming you didn’t get her favorite candy bar? No, no one wants that.
What if your pregnant wife fantasizes about food more than you? More vividly about food than you? Sorry. You’ll just have to deal with it. It’s the only way.
49. If you’ve got nothing nice to say…
Then make something up. Nothing’s worse than staying silent instead of just saying something nice, even if you don’t mean it.
The deadliest weapon a woman can carry, her hormones. From what we know, no man has ever won against a woman’s hormones. And definitely not against a pregnant woman’s hormones!
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