We all know just how cheesy “dad jokes” can be. Dads around the world are far too often impressed with their abilities to create short puns about the seemingly obvious, but one dad takes the dad joke craze a step further. Each time he is left alone watching over his daughter, he gets the notorious “just checking in” texts from his wife. After one too many texts, Kenny Deuss begins responding to his wife’s inquiries with photos of his baby girl photoshopped into the most peculiar of places. The resulting compilation of photos could possibly be one of the longest continuations of dad jokes in existence.
This baby girl has the right idea. She may very well be the youngest world leader a few years down the road. What’s a bit of light reading to get the day going? We can’t wait to see what novels she’ll be dissecting by the age of two.
Nobody Puts Baby in a Corner
…but they can put a baby in a cage. You’ve got to hand it to dad with this one, at least his little girl is safe and sound. Meanwhile, he gets a breather to check his phone. Hopefully, he doesn’t have too many texts from his wife asking if the baby is still okay.
This baby girl is flying! Who needs pixie dust when you’ve got a sturdy balloon. Hopefully, she finds Peter Pan and the Lost Boys on her trip to Neverland!
Dad, Everything Looks So Small From Up Here!
Hopefully, mom didn’t have a full-on heart attack after receiving this picture. Her little princess is catching some serious wind up there. That drop-off is enough to send even the strongest of adrenaline junkies running toward the hills, but this little girl isn’t scared!
Can We Fix It? Yes, We Can!
This tike is already well on her way to becoming the neighborhood’s local electrician. Her first project is fixing dad’s wall sockets. She’ll have the power back on and working in no time!
Where’s the Secret Service?
We can’t help but notice the knife in baby Alix’s hand. We wonder if she’s in training to be his new bodyguard or whether she was hired as a hitman. One thing’s for sure, she’s prepared for whatever comes her way.
I now pronounce you, Slytherin House! This baby is multi-lingual. She can already speak snake. We wonder if she’ll grow into Harry Potter’s ally or foe.
Tony Hawk, is that you? This tiny baby has more balance than we could ever hope to have. She immediately skipped tricycle lessons and skipped straight toward professional skateboarder status.
At 9 months old, this little tike can already outdrink dad! He’s already hit the hay, but she’s still going! We bet mom wasn’t too amused by this picture…
Someone forgot their safety goggles! Didn’t anyone ever tell this baby not to handle heavy machinery without protective eyewear? Dad may be in trouble for this one…
This baby’s first steps may have actually been on a tightrope trekking between mountain peaks. That takes some serious skill! This baby is learning balance and precision from the world’s best teacher, her dad!
That’s One Small Step For Man, One Giant Leap for Babykind
Who needs the Magic School Bus when you’ve got a door to outer space right in your very own home? Someone better call up Elon Musk because this girl needs to start training for her first moon landing. She may be the youngest astronaut in existence.
Just Doing a Bit of Online Shopping
Who needs diapers and onesies when you can add a new gun to your shopping cart? The best part is that daddy’s credit card info is already saved online. We just hope she doesn’t decide to use her parents as target practice. Mom may be a bit triggered after opening that picture…
The best part is that she dressed accordingly for the day. I mean, did you see how well her bow matches her ATV? At the very least, mom should be proud that her lessons on fashion are rubbing off at such a young age.
This one is just too darned believable. We can’t help but wonder how many times parents have actually done this with their little ones. Hopefully, this little girl doesn’t catch a cold!
Daddy Didn’t Raise No Fool
This dad’s got the right idea. Bartenders are making some serious money these days with tips. Even if this baby decides not to be a bartender later on in life, at least dad’s getting some quality free drinks, right?
Next stop is the moon! This baby is literally out of this world! Mom better be impressed with this photo. Her baby is an astronaut!
Hey, What’s that Above My Head?
It’s a bird. It’s a plane. It’s super dad! This baby girl has complete trust in her father. In fact, she’s so confident in his skateboard skills that she volunteers herself for jumping practice.
Is this Baby in The Purge?
A quick trip to the store to pick up some toilet paper isn’t as easy as it once was. This baby found the last roll left, and she’s not letting anyone else get ahold of it. The entire store probably cleared out after seeing her walk in with that thing.
Think about how much time these parents will save by never having to drive their kid to school and soccer practice. Need a few groceries? Send the baby off to the store. She’ll be back in no time!
Did your baby run out of pages in their coloring books? Have no fear because election ballots are here! They’re the hottest new trend for artistic babies everywhere.
“Look, dad! I made it on TV. Well, I’m not exactly on TV, but I’m literally on the actual TV.” I guess that’s the next best thing, right?
She’s cruising all right! We just hope she doesn’t make it to the bruising part. A seaside ride with dad doesn’t sound half bad. She’s getting all the fun without having to put in any of the work.
Get this Baby a Michelin Star
The stove is a wee bit too tall for her. That’s okay, though. She figured it out. Sitting up on the hot burners works just as well, too.
SCORE! We could at least pretend that there’s only water in those cups, but the empty beer bottles lined on the table say otherwise. The good news is, though, this baby is killing the game, so hopefully, she isn’t having to drink too much.
She’s long overdue for a quality snack. If no one else will feed her, she’ll just have to find something herself. It’s a good thing that fridge shelves can act similarly to a ladder.
This little tike is learning wildlife biology at a young age. She’s skipped the boring textbooks and headed straight to the wild! It’s a good thing her first encounter is with a friendly giraffe instead of a hungry lion.
“Yes, Can I Have a Large Juice Box, Please?”
We’re sure all the bar’s customers were caught off guard with this one. Who says a baby can’t be a bartender, anyways? All she needs is to add a tip box and she’s good to go!
Dad, Why Isn’t it Working?
This poor baby has to do everything around there. She spends all day cooking and cleaning, but now the vacuum isn’t working! Hopefully, she realizes she just needs to plug it in.
Who needs cars when you can have your very own starcruiser! She’s off to save the galaxy! Hopefully, dad’s not too far behind!
This daddy and daughter duo is feeling the pandemic blues. All they want is to go outside and play, but luckily for mom, they’re staying inside and keeping safe. Only a few more months to go! Hopefully…
What a bargain! Since she’s feeling a bit under the weather, this baby is 50% off. She can be found in the vegetable aisle along with all of the other discounted produce.
What Are You Talking About, Dad? I Am the Gift!
This dad isn’t getting coal. It’s nothing but quality presents under the tree this holiday season. It’s just as they say: children are the best gifts…
See, You Couldn’t Feel a Thing
A bit scared of needles? Don’t worry! This baby knows exactly how to give a painless shot. She’s just in time for vaccine season!
Life’s a Beach, and We’re Just Playing in the Sand
Uh oh. Hopefully, dad makes it back on his daughter’s good side. She may just leave him there! We wonder what he did to deserve this burial.
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We all know just how cheesy “dad jokes” can be. Dads around the world are far too often impressed with their abilities to create short puns about the seemingly obvious, but one dad takes the dad joke craze a step further. Each time he is left alone watching over his daughter, he gets the notorious “just checking in” texts from his wife. After one too many texts, Kenny Deuss begins responding to his wife’s inquiries with photos of his baby girl photoshopped into the most peculiar of places. The resulting compilation of photos could possibly be one of the longest continuations of dad jokes in existence.
