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Elderly Man Tells Doctor His Young Bride Is Pregnant

July 1st, 2021

Nothing is as thrilling or terrifying as finding out you and your significant other are expecting.

Now while that’s pretty common with couples in their younger, healthier years, it’s not something you’d hear from a much older person.

And yet seeing much younger women with much older men isn’t too hard these days. You cannot get in the way of true love… And lots of cash.

This much older gentleman is pretty optimistic about life all things considering.

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He’s proud and not one to shy away from sharing his achievements. not even with his doctor.

But someone had to tell him sooner or later.

The doctor asked the man how he was feeling, and the 86-year-old said,

“Things are great, and I’ve never felt better!

I now have a 20-year-old bride who is pregnant with my child.

What do you think about that, doc?”

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The doctor considered the question for a minute, and then began to tell a story.

“I have an older friend, much like you, who is an avid hunter and never misses a season. One day he was setting off to go hunting.

In a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his gun.”

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“As he neared a lake, he came across a very large male beaver sitting at the water’s edge.

He realized he left his gun at home, and so, he couldn’t shoot the magnificent creature.

Out of habit he raised his cane, aimed it at the animal as if it was his favorite hunting rifle, and yelled ‘bang bang’.

Miraculously, two shots rang out and the beaver fell dead.”

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“Now, what do you think of that?” asked the doctor.

The 86-year-old replied, “Logic would strongly suggest that somebody else pumped a few rounds into that beaver.”

The doctor replied, “My point exactly.”

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She must be a really special lady for this 86 year old to love her the way he does.

There are many questions to be asked here…

Why is she with him? Are men still potent at that age? Who is the other guy?

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Even the doctor says he’s shooting blanks at this point.

The girl is only 20. Now there’s no background info on her but the story highly suggests that she’s in need of financial attention.

Why dig in a mine for gold when you can ask for it from an old man?

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Now if this 86 year old had any sense, he shouldn’t immediately confront her.

What he should do, is treat her the same way he’s been doing but slowly cut her off financially. And expose her.

If he’s bright. He may be shooting blanks but that doesn’t mean he should empty his accounts.

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Source: AmazingJokes

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