The following is a joke that has been making the rounds around the Internet. We thought it was so funny that we had to share:
A little boy asked her mom, “Mom, can I take the dog for a walk around the block?”
“No, because she is in heat,” Mom replied.
“What’s that mean?” asked the child.
“Go ask your father. I think he’s in the garage.”
The little boy went to the garage and said, “Dad, may I take Bella for a walk around the block? I asked Mom, but she said the dog was in heat, and to come to you.”
“Bring Bella over here,” Dad said. He took a rag, soaked it with gasoline, and scrubbed the dog’s backside with it, then said, “Okay, you can go now, but keep Bella on the leash and only go one time around the block.”
The little boy left, and returned a few minutes later with no dog on the leash.
“Where’s Bella?” Dad asked, worried.
The little boy said, “She ran out of gas about halfway down the block, so another dog is pushing her home.”
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By Jenny Brown
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Jenny Brown is a senior writer at Shareably. She is based in San Francisco and can be reached at [email protected].