Men. Guys are all about being tough, looking macho, and being the “man”.
Can’t really blame them. Hollywood made sure that most of their male stars are the coolest, baddest, lady grabbing handsome dudes ever to grace the screen.
And if they’re not action stars, they’re incredibly handsome singers with unreal dance skills.
Pretty unfair for us ordinary guys.
Hence all the self-help books and videos out there.
Topics vary from financial, fitness, career, and even relationships.
Especially relationships. Men won’t admit it but behind all that testosterone, it’s the woman who’s holding his reins.
Still, guys will do anything to assert their manliness. Like the husband below.
The husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, “You Can Be The Man Of Your House.”
He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced,
“From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is law. You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I’m finished eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert.
After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me and we will have the kind of fun that I want. Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You will wash my back, towel me dry, and bring me my robe.
Then, you will massage my feet and hands. Then tomorrow, guess who’s going to dress me and comb my hair?”
The wife replied, “The damn funeral director would be my first guess.”
Oooh boy.
You’ve heard the saying, A happy wife is a happy life. Or a happy spouse is a happy house.
Maybe the husband felt like he wasn’t getting the attention he should be getting from his wife.
There are one sided marriages so it’s highly possible the man felt this way.
Too bad for him his wife wasn’t having it.
His buddies will surely visit his wake.
Let’s just hope they don’t do the same thing.
Be the man everywhere else by all means. But with the wife, ask permission.
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